That door we stained is stuck again,
It's broke, makes me want to cry.
You pushed, I fell, I gave you hell,
I knew this job would go awry.

How much did you pay? Let's quit for today,
So much work left to do.
I just want to cry, hope it's worth the strife,
We should have been done by 2:00

But this room is far too small,
I'd rather be down the pub,
All I wanted was to paint the walls!
You always tried to distract me!
Yeah, you, you distract me!

I wish you'd told what to buy
Rather than wearing that frown.
Watch where you turn, that's mum's Greek urn,
There's hardly room to turn around

How much did you pay? Let's quit for today,
So much work left to do.
I just want to cry, hope it's worth the strife,
We should have been done by 2:00

But this room is far too small,
I'd rather be down the pub,
All I wanted was to paint the walls!
You always tried to distract me!

But this room is far too small,
Yeah, I can hardly move among
All the smashing frames from off the wall
Please could you stop distracting me,
Yeah, you, you distract me!

This has been a day-long chore,
I didn't know where to begin
With the tables or the antique forks?
Amazed we fit all this in.
This has been a day-long chore,
I didn't know where to begin
It's amazing we fit all this in.

Done working away, finished for today,
No more work left to do.

Thought this room was far too small,
Thank you for cheering me on,
At last we got paint on the walls!
I did not mind you distracting me!

Thought this room was far too small,
Thank you for cheering me on,
At last we got paint on the walls!
I did not mind you distracting me!
Yeah, you, distracting me,
Yeah, you, distracting me