God, you need to figure out you're a douche
Each roar that comes down the mic's abhorred
I'm sick of all your shit
Never wait for your complaints that we're all shite at this game
Hush, little baby, we've all had our fill
Callin' us lazy, that doesn't fit our bill
None of us are rookies, just compared to you
Your strategies are broken, that ain't our fault, it's true

Madness, madness, wanna play now
Ooh-ooh-ooh, buddy, can you tone it down?
Can't take it anymore, you're obsessed, just a bit
Not playin' the game right? Says you but you're a prick
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I'd fret if my teammates missed the basics
But never dwell in your minutiae hell
All this frames-per-second nonsense that's you got all chokin'
Esports finals? No, we're just havin' fun, you know

Madness, madness, let us play now
Ooh-ooh-ooh, buddy, stop cursin' us out
For not followin' your build, it's way too complex
Fine if that's your playstyle, we don't need to lockstep
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Madness, madness, you're way too loud
Ooh-ooh-ooh, buddy, we would mute you now
But the bosses in store need good teamwork and shit
So wait 'til there's downtime before we report this
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