Look I be eatin’ all this good food
Get ice cream with cool whip
Pour those sprinkles on, caramel and nougat
They say I should stop now, but they couldn’t prove it
Cause they know that’s the reason I’m gone end up frankly toothless

Mallomar in my mouth… bite down
I’m poppin candy cause I need mo’ sugar right now
Memba my white smile?
Now it’s more light brown
I couldn’t fight this gingivitis, say goodnight, POW!

Thank god all this dental I got
It’s all covered on insurance
So my molars don’t rot
I done spent 100,000 and I think that’s a lot
And my dentist yells at me,
“Brush your teeth, go underneath, no more treats.”

Gotta floss like my dentist shows me
Or I’ll write him way more checks, at least that’s what he told me
Gotta get between the bottoms, plaques is never cozy
Get an upgrade to my smile, so its white and rosy

Bitch, Ima floss!
I’m callin’ doc
My time is running out
Tic n’ Tock
My gums are bleeding
I’m in shock
But I’m gone tell you why you shouldn’t mock…

[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x2]
I’m callin’ doc
I’m all in shock

My dentist Mitch,
He never frowns.
yeaa now he’s rich, cause I pay out for triple crowns

[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x6]
I’m callin’ doc
I’m all in shock

Got some holey teeth, and people come to worship, man
Dentist, tell the tooth, how is my worker’s plan?
No luck, cry when I owe thirty grand.
And then I blow a gasket, I just lost ‘round thirty thou

I swear to God they numb you up with Novocain
Snatch your wallet out your pants while you feel no mo’ pain
No joke, I gotta open for this slow poke
Get out, if that’s the needle he can go choke!
Then he drills still, and I start to smell smoke
Trade that mask for a cast when I’m so broke!

I just double spat, then gave him a double smack
Went outside, heard a snicker, who’s he laughing at?

Sucky thingers, numb gums, it’s not over?
Lemme get my stun gun
Floss!
So I never see this dumb bum
Fo’ hundred thou, fill my tum with some rum…


[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x2]
I double-spat
Then double-smacked

My dentist Mitch,
He never frowns.
yeaa now he’s rich, cause I pay out for triple crowns

[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x6]
I double-spat
Then double-smacked

Couple teeth I don’t neva brush
Sides I can neva touch
Stains I can neva bleach
Back I can neva reach
Plaque eats enamel up, attack like a camels hump
I’m done getting drilled, no more holes are getting filled

Stupid ass dentist tells me I’m not thorough
Problems with my teeth, and the credit bureau
It’s so messed up, like the euro
‘surance says I should be covered
But they’re really not sure though

Gotta floss
Brush a lot
Like twice a day so I keep what I still got
I can’t afford, to disobey
I’m ashamed to put my smile on display

Bad molars, from too much cola
And it’s causing bad breath
That’s that real bad odor
I will never miss a night
I will fill my quota
I will brush twice a day
No bad news on X-rays
Mitch, I’m a floss

[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x2]
My molar’s sad
The odor’s bad

My dentist Mitch,
He never frowns.
yeaa now he’s rich, cause I pay out for triple crowns

[chorus:]
Bitch, Ima floss!
[x6]
My molar’s sad
The odor’s bad
YOW, OUCH!