Fear that the world spells your doom
That creature in the bush feeds on pain
That cute rabbit won't kill you
I think that you're going insane
I heard you squeal when you noticed a snake
And heard you whimper when you held some raw steaks
Scared of wood and fish bait
You're sweating like a sieve eating chocolate cake
Think it's drugged and that frosting's crack
You're not too smart, Thinking you'll get whacked
Since that puffin's mad at you
I think you have some screws loose... Yikes...

Afraid, Afraid, Filled with such trauma
So many concerns but things are far from dire, far from dire, far from dire
Fright like a Worrier!

Doomsday, Doomsday, You'll be a gonna
Fried all your nerves and you are so high-wired, so high-wired, so high-wired
Hide like a Worrier! (Worrier, worrier, worrier, worrier...)

You shrieked looking at bones... These baby back ribs made you frown...
Saw you faint by a spider... Don't you get me started on clowns...
Spooked by cow pies and by banjos
Bees are a grievance and so is snow
I heard your screams when seeing crows
Won't enter a cave, Can't get bad grades
Noooo...

Insane, insane, Smoke marijuana
It might keep you calm and then you won't perspire, won't perspire, won't perspire
Fright like a Worrier!

Migraine, Migraine, Can't stand iguanas
Makes your stomach churn when all these lizards wander, lizards wander, lizards wander
Cry like a Worrier! (Worrier, worrier, worrier, worrier...)

That dart is not deadly... Nose rings aren't scary on punk guys...
Don't throw up, You won't drown... When there is a storm outside...
I think you could use some Prozac... You're always full of strife...
"Oh no! Chomped dough I'll chooooooke... Oh no! Guano! Bats bloooooow!)

Dismay! Dismay! Slipped on bananas!
You won't get hurt since that is all satire! All satire! All satire!
Fright like a Worrier!

Valet! Valet! Won't snag your Honda!
I hate to be curt but you are such a downer! Such a downer! Such a downer!
Cheer up you Worrier!

This lake! This lake! Has no piranha!
Don't care what you heard, Trout won't make you expire! You expire! You expire!
Quit it you Worrier!

Unsafe! Unsafe! Screwed the Mafia!?!?!
This one might be worse since these guys aren't admired, aren't admired, aren't admired
Should be a Worrier!!!