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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Animals"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

"We R Who We R"- contemporary philosopher, Ke$ha
Chorus: Baby, I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down, eat you alive
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
Maybe you think that you can fight
Yet I smell your fear, can’t hide
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, yes cannibal, yeah
Baby, I’m…

Verse 1: Oh stop your cryin’, you’re food to me
Would you ever shed a tear for anchovies?
And it will not be long ‘til I’m inside you
You’re like my lunch, it’s filling me
I’ll cut you up, a nice filet
And I get so high when I get inside you

Pre-chorus: Yeah, you can try motors, yeah you can run
Because the pursuit’s half of the fun
You can pretend the game is done
When you shoot my eyeball with a gun
Walk to the road and hear that strange sound
Chevy wheels pound, thinkin’ you’re homebound
And to your dread, yes it was me
Oh no
Oh!

Chorus: Baby, I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down, eat you alive
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
Maybe you think that you can fight
Yet I smell your fear, can’t hide
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, yes cannibal, yeah
Baby, I’m…

Verse: Could eat your tongue, wait that’s enough
What’s wrong with my head, beyond messed up
What did I do, I am so confused
I love you’re eyes, I’ll eat’em up
Can’t fight these drives, self-cannibal
That eats me alive, getting eaten too

Pre-chorus: Yeah, always been a loner, never had much
Maybe cuz my “friends” always end up as lunch
When I say I’ll have you for brunch
I find that no one will take the plunge
I can still see you’re wonderin’ why
Why won’t I try, being a nice guy?
Please don’t pretend you care that much
You don’t
Oh!

Chorus: Baby, I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down, eat you alive
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
Maybe you think that you can fight
Yet I smell your fear, can’t hide
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, yes cannibal, yeah
Baby, I’m…

Bridge: Eat you alive, li-li-live
I’ll take a bite, bi-bi-bite
You cannot fight, fi-fi-fight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh girl don’t cry, cry-cry-cry
I’m a nice guy, guy-guy-guy
That eats mankind, kind-kind-kind
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Whoa…
Whoa…
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chorus: Baby, I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down, eat you alive
I’m a cannibal, cannibal, a cannibal, yeah
Maybe you think that you can fight
Yet I smell your fear, can’t hide
I’m just a cannibal, cannibal, yes cannibal, yeah
Baby, I’m…

Bridge: Eat you alive, li-li-live
I’ll take a bite, bi-bi-bite
You cannot fight, fi-fi-fight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh girl don’t cry, cry-cry-cry
I’m a nice guy, guy-guy-guy
That eats mankind, kind-kind-kind
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
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