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Song Parodies -> "Guise"

Original Song Title:

"Lies"

Original Performer:

Marina and the Diamonds

Parody Song Title:

"Guise"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The master of disguise! No, not the movie, this one is believable.
Ah-ah, ha-ah
Ha-ah, ha-ah

A fan of bein' sneaky but I can't choose
Which persona to be today, 'cause I've a few
Depends on what you need from me and to what end
Even then, they're truly multipurpose, my friend
Sounds too prou-oud to say, egotistical claim
Might just guarantee my end
'Cause to up and admit you're the best one can get
Odds of one's demise quickly rise, still got a pitch to send

Guise, you'll never know, you'll never know
I'm the one there, no, answer there's "no"
Nothin' in this world is perfect (ah-ah) but I'm really friggin' close, that's right (ha-ah)
Guise (ha-ah), you'll never know, you'll never know (ha-ah)

Should I be the old granny? It's not hard
To improv while spinnin' some "in my day" yarn
Or should I try the "evenin' shift retail worker" routine?
If you dress all official, you'll slip through with ease
And I'm prou-oud to say that I can pad my frame
To pull off the "huge tight end"
I just have to resist all the gigglin' fits
That'll come with that name 'cause I'm still human in the end

Guise (ah-ah), you'll never know, you'll never know (ha-ah)
I (ha-ah) will never show, will never show (ha-ah)
The whole intricate-ass process (ah-ah) just in case you are also a spy (ha-ah)
Guise (ha-ah), you'll never know, you'll never know (ha-ah)

Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh, oh
Oh (hoo), oh (hoo), oh (hoo), oh (guise)

Guise (ah-ah), you'll never know, you'll never know (ha-ah)
Quite (ha-ah) just where I'll go, just where I'll go (ha-ah)
I might even choose the option (ah-ah) of "myself with a patch on one eye" (ha-ah)
Guise (ha-ah), you'll never know, you'll never know (ha-ah)

...I have to admit I do have fond memories of the movie. I mean, I was 11 at the time...

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