First you dumped me in a random ti-ip
Then, just like a douche, you locked me i-i-in
Kept the keys from me, won't hand them o-off
Til I find some dumb trinke-et you lost
Sure, I lost at ca-ards, I failed at bluffin' ha-ard (mmm-mmm)
Forgot that a flush is one suit, I'm a dumbarse (mmm-mmm)
But you didn't tell me the cost was this ha-arsh (mmm-mmm)
Now I'm trash huntin', mate, where half the hidden stuff's sharp (mmm-mmm, oh-oh-oh)

E-Ev'rythin's sticky-y, damn flie-ies bu-uzz round
Ca-an't this be ove-er? Can't find your dealybo-ob
Li-ift this thing up, oh-oh God, i-it's mo-ovin'
Cu-ut me a damn brea-eak, can't find your dealybo-ob
Siftin' through junk, I'm siftin' through ju-unk
Wanna give up, can't find your dealybo-ob
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
Please let me sto-o-o-op, cause sometime soon, I-I'll throw u-up

Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up (any sec no-ow, upchu-u-u-uck)
Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up

Might take weeks to sort through all this me-ess
Where rats are dwellin' in a makeshift ne-e-est (ooh, yeah-eah)
Don't believe me? Got photos as proo-oof (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Best hope these bites here weren't ra-abies-fueled (oh-oh-oh)
Found broken fridge pa-arts and some old Kid's Club cro-owns (mmm-mmm, come on) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
They're fallin' apart, no big shock, hear me-e out (mmm-mmm, ooh-ooh) (oh-oh-oh)
If Lost and Found can't find that stupid thi-ing (mmm-mmm) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
With my real shit luck, I won't fare bette-er, prick (mmm-mmm, ooh-ooh) (oh-oh-oh)

Who-ole place is smelly-y, plugged my-y no-ose now (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
I-It keeps unpluggi-in' cause of how my sweat dro-ops (oh-oh-oh)
I-I wanna punch you-pu, hate to-o do-o this (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Le-et me take a brea-eak, can't find your dealybo-ob (oh-oh-oh)
Siftin' through junk, I'm siftin' through ju-unk
Let me give up, can't find your dealybo-ob
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
I wanna sto-o-o-op, any sec now, I-I'll throw u-up

Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up (I'm sure that soo-oon, upchu-u-u-uck)
Bu-u-u-ud (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk, oh-oh-oh)
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up (sometime real soo-oon, upchu-u-u-uck)
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up

I can't deal with a-all this ju-u-u-unk
Junk, junk, junk, junk
Hate all this junk, junk, junk, junk (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm so sick of a-all this ju-u-u-unk
Junk, junk, junk, junk (hey) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
I hate this junk, junk, junk, junk (I-I-I hate all of this junk) (oh-oh-oh)
You sort through a-all this ju-unk
I'm sure you'll love this, bu-u-ud (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Find your own junk, junk, junk, junk (he-e-e-e-e-e-ey) (oh-oh) (oh-oh-oh)

Siftin' through junk, still siftin' through ju-unk (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Gonna give up, can't find your dealybo-ob (siftin' through ju-unk) (oh-oh-oh)
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
Please let me sto-o-o-op because I know I-I'll throw u-u-u-up

Ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk, oh-oh-oh