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Song Parodies -> "Shit New Parts"

Original Song Title:

"Drip Too Hard"

Original Performer:

Lil Baby & Gunna

Parody Song Title:

"Shit New Parts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

So your car done blew up. You know it's the fault of the crap the car place just installed. Will they listen?
Piece of crap just broke

You can bet I'll get all my cash back 'cause your store has been fraudin'
I bought your whole pitch, I sucked it up, now I've got problems
First time I took a trip with it installed, heard my car groanin'
Engine froze up and got me stuck where traffic's flowin'
One busted car, I can't believe it, need a loaner
I'm no longer dumb, I will go somewhere else, ain't jokin'
The parts that you're sellin' ain't performin'
This whole store should get closed, it's awful
Caused massive damage, the first time you've done this
'Cause the other occasions, the wreck was more mod'rate
Need more than a "sorry" and shrug, stop shruggin'
You know it's your fault that it's busted

Shit new parts, that's why it broke
Want a refund now, that's what it will take
To make my ass go, get back on the road
And let ev'ryone know you should be ashamed
Told me it's fine, worth the crazy price
And that I'll come back, sing your praise
Do this all the time, this ain't no surprise
Guess it ain't a lie because I'm back, I'm just enraged
Shit new parts, that's why it broke
Give that refund now, what else needs explained?
My engine straight broke right upon the road
I had to get it towed back here, such a pain
But you spit lies, claim the fault is mine
Clear you're full of crap, I'll explain
The how and the why you're so full of shite
Boss feedin' you lines (yeah) that are just garbage, hurts my brain

Script is givin' lines where zero sense is gettin' made
Lotta weasel lines to avoid the full blame (blame)
Said my car's just shite without bein' so profane
When the transcript of last time I was here said it was great
Blame it on the rain, said it rusted shit away
Go 'head and look outside, it's been a perfect sunny day (huh)
Sayin' I drive crazy, never go outside my lane
Put blame on other drivers when there were none, pretty plain
Shit new parts (new parts) went and failed me hard (failed me hard)
Ran into nothin' now, perfect intact outer frame
Shit new parts, rotten to the core
Why'd you even sell 'em now? This some scam you're tryna play?

Shit new parts, that's why it broke
All I want's a refund now and today
Don't you try to blow me off, say you'll totes
Mail the check 'cause you won't, I'm wise to that game
I hate this line but I'm not here to whine
Wanna see the manager, 'kay?
Maybe he'll be nice, hope he ain't the type
To condone the tripe that you've been puttin' on display
Shit new parts, that's why it broke
Had to can all my plans now, such a pain
'Cause I lacked the hope that all of the folks
In this buildin' would know not to be jerks, mate
Knew I would find one douche in the line
Tryin' hard to stand in my way
Swear the other times there's been one good guy
Today's just been shite, might get my lawyer on the way

I keep getting this song mixed up with Ric Flair Drip. "Drip too hard, go "woo" on a bitch (whoo)" and so on.

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