Typing in my password,
Designing my avatar,
Can't wait to play this game.

Choosing all my gear,
What d'you think m'dear,
I need a character name.

Putting in my address,
What a way to de-stress,
Can't wait to win virtual money.

This site is the fastest,
Oh that guy looks harmless,
Put my battle armour on
In this online game.

I'm new, I'm new, I'm really new.
Show me what to do,
You play this all the time.
I need to progress to area two.

I wish that I could team up with you,
I heard that you raid for Elvish money,
Is that true?
It's hard when I'm still finding what to do.

I have lots of questing still to do,
Finally I'm winning, all thanks to the advice from you.
Maybe you should play too?

Looking at my health bars,
Got to get those gold stars,
In this online game.

Avoiding that white shark,
Collecting all those health hearts,
Looking at my aims.

Picking up mys-tic charms,
Loving the graphics of cars,
I am so in love.

Now I've got a phone call,
Do not want to get it at all.
It will just be my mum,
Keep playing online games.

I'm through, I'm through to area two,
Now what do I do?!
I can't believe the time,
It's almost twenty five past two,
And I have lots of office work to do,
I've got to go to work to earn some money,
Wish I didn't have to.

Just one more level now, I promise you,
There is still so much I have to do.
I don't need to play with anybody,
I know what to do.
So now I can help you.

I'm through, I'm through, I made it through,
Now I have work to do,
I'll play tomorrow night,
But hopefully not until two,
There are other things I have to do.
I like playing games online, sonny,
How 'bout you?
The brand new extension pack is due.
It says I can co-operate with you.
I can sell my armour to somebody, or paint it blue.
Now I'm an expert too.