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Song Parodies -> "Astronomonov (Dexter's Lab tribute)"
Original Song Title:
"Alejandro"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Astronomonov (Dexter's Lab tribute)"
Parody Written by:
Gothgal
The Lyrics
Saw the video for Alejandro, all the guys in the video had haircuts like Mandark from Dexter's Lab, so here's a song for him!!! Also has an Invader Zim reference. (The "Dibberto" parts)
I know that we are geniuses
And I know you may love me.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Astronomonov
She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
She hides true love
Omelet du fromage
She's got a halo 'round her finger.
Around you.
You know that I love you boy.
Hot like in the lab, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to lose.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov
Astronomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov [2x]
(Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Astronomonov. Just let me go.)
She's not stupid,
She's just Dee Dee.
But her brother’s like Einstein, just like Einstein.
and all those flames that burned before him.
Now he's gonna fight your fight, gonna cool the bad.
You know that I love you boy.
Hot like in the lab, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to lose
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto
Astronomonov
Astronomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov[2x]
Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Astronomonov
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, bye Dex-nando.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Astronomonov
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Dex-nando.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov Astronomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov [2x]
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov
And I know you may love me.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Astronomonov
She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
She hides true love
Omelet du fromage
She's got a halo 'round her finger.
Around you.
You know that I love you boy.
Hot like in the lab, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to lose.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov
Astronomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov [2x]
(Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Astronomonov. Just let me go.)
She's not stupid,
She's just Dee Dee.
But her brother’s like Einstein, just like Einstein.
and all those flames that burned before him.
Now he's gonna fight your fight, gonna cool the bad.
You know that I love you boy.
Hot like in the lab, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to lose
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto
Astronomonov
Astronomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov[2x]
Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Astronomonov
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, bye Dex-nando.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Astronomonov
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Dex-nando.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov Astronomonov.
Astro-astro-nomonov
Astro-astro-nomonov [2x]
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Astronomonov.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Dex-nando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just do one experiment and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Dibberto.
Astronomonov
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Perhaps we could introduce Lady Gaga to Dexter. Dexter Morgan, that is. She already likes to be covered in blood. (NOTE: The preceding was meant as humor. I do NOT actually want Lady Gaga dead. I just want her to stop singing and to learn how to dress!)
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