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Song Parodies -> "Vampid"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Kids"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Vampid"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Second version of GaGa's "Bad Kids"... corrected version.
I don’t care what people say, they all talk trash
Enough is enough of this f--king gossip
I am a sex freak. I am into fetishes, especially femdom
Now obey me and put these cuffs on
I’m a Bitch, I’m a stuck-up girl and I just can’t quit
I’m jail-bait, I’m so horny all the time that I just can’t wait
I’m a hooker, I’m an exotic escort, yes, I’m quite a looker
My clients all paid, until they got arrested in a surprise police raid
[Chorus]
I’m so vampid and feel so alive
Oh I’m so vampid, you’re never outta my sight
I’m so vampid, can steal you from your wife
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
(Sex is what I like)
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
(I will not be ignored)
I’m a slut, a devilish young girl and I’m proud of it, but...
You’re next on my list, better undress baby, hurry, before I get pissed
I’m on top, I‘m gonna dominate you boy, I won’t ever stop
I’m so dirty and I just don’t give a damn, I love it when you’re horny
When you’re horny, when you’re horny
I’m so vampid and feel so alive
Oh I’m so vampid, you’re never outta my sight
I’m so vampid, can steal you from your wife
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
(Sex is what I like)
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
(I will not be ignored)
I have a smokin’ body
I’m vampid... and that’s the way it’s gotta be
I’m your walking wet-dream, a sizzlin' hottie
I’m vampid... and that’s the way it’s gotta be
I’m vampid, I’m glamorous
Tell me honey that I take away your breath
I’m vampid and feel so alive
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
Enough is enough of this f--king gossip
I am a sex freak. I am into fetishes, especially femdom
Now obey me and put these cuffs on
I’m a Bitch, I’m a stuck-up girl and I just can’t quit
I’m jail-bait, I’m so horny all the time that I just can’t wait
I’m a hooker, I’m an exotic escort, yes, I’m quite a looker
My clients all paid, until they got arrested in a surprise police raid
[Chorus]
I’m so vampid and feel so alive
Oh I’m so vampid, you’re never outta my sight
I’m so vampid, can steal you from your wife
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
(Sex is what I like)
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
(I will not be ignored)
I’m a slut, a devilish young girl and I’m proud of it, but...
You’re next on my list, better undress baby, hurry, before I get pissed
I’m on top, I‘m gonna dominate you boy, I won’t ever stop
I’m so dirty and I just don’t give a damn, I love it when you’re horny
When you’re horny, when you’re horny
I’m so vampid and feel so alive
Oh I’m so vampid, you’re never outta my sight
I’m so vampid, can steal you from your wife
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
(Sex is what I like)
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
(I will not be ignored)
I have a smokin’ body
I’m vampid... and that’s the way it’s gotta be
I’m your walking wet-dream, a sizzlin' hottie
I’m vampid... and that’s the way it’s gotta be
I’m vampid, I’m glamorous
Tell me honey that I take away your breath
I’m vampid and feel so alive
So, so vampid, please don’t put up a fight
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
Me you can‘t ignore, cuz you're drawn by my allure
You’ll give in to me cuz I’m a vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
A vampid lady
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Even on the second "go-around" the "score" is still going to be the same! ;-D Three 5's! Great Job Rob! :-)
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