[Spoken Intro]

Speeding double-zeros, pedal to them metal fire, weaving- frightening
Reckless release,
sirens wailing in the background, inebriated disposition

6-packs, oh yeah, I’ve had a few
I’m gonna get a DUI
It‘s sad, intoxication under review
And breathalyzers just don’t lie

In this crash I could have died, pole cleft my hood in two
More than 0.8 in my blood
In my blood

Test me, test me, yeah, I reek
Cuff me, cuff me, Miranda read
Yeah, it’s me the drunken fool that almost died

In that crash almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
Had more than a few, this time

Now all my words are slurred as I spew, then hurl
No misunderstandin’, drinkin’ ain’t cool
It’s draggin’ me down to hell

In this crash I could have died, pole cleft my hood in two
More than 0.8 in my blood
In my blood

Test me, test me, yeah, I reek
Cuff me, cuff me, Miranda read
Yeah, it’s me the drunken fool that almost died

In that crash almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
Had more than a few, this time

Tried AA but didn’t stop- it wasn’t worth it
Cuz' I was weak and couldn’t take the truth
More often drunk than not because I’m so into booze
And now I’m really screwed

Test me, test me (These wounds need stitched)
Test me, test me (as the ambulance is on its way)
‘Nother felony (appearing in court judged by a jury of my peers)

Test me, test me, analyze
Charged with another DUI
I won’t be surprised if I’m the guy that you despise

In that crash almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
Had more than a few, this time
In that crash I almost died (DUI)
Covered in vomit (DUI)
After I throw up (DUI)
Had more than a few this time