Ow, fuck (what's wrong, man?)
Holy shit, man, wait a sec, ev'rything feels bad
Man, what a big glow, l-look around? No, can't abide, man, this bites
Mmm, can't see, can't see a damn thing, not over here (yeah, whoa)
Can eyeballs bleed, man? Feels like it's comin', I know I'll be okay
C'mon, man, you know that I tend to exaggerate, man
But you know what? Y-You're right
You're damn right, so right, I've just been dancin' around what's so goddamn wrong
It has to be known, hey, man, that's what I'm here for

I know I shouldn't whine
Though it's super painful, maybe I'm where the fault lies
Kinda common sense to not do things that make you blind
If I'm not expectin' it, however? Rage will rise (yeah)
Eye focus is a little bogus ('fraid it's so)
After wakin' up and before coffee, didn't notice (notice)
The sun's current angle, other things had pulled my focus (pulled my focus)
And so when I looked up only for a second, oh shit, glow hit (whoo!)
Okay? Maybe not high focused pain (focused pain)
Easy to calm down, I've found when the shine has a low rate (low rate)
Automatic blinkin' helps, forces my ass to go away
May have barely lasted for a second, I'm still gonna bitch the whole day
Ayy, pretty lame, yes, I know it (yup), pretty clear that I show it (yup)
The words that I'm moanin' (yup) are so stupid, I'm jokin'
I would be pretty hopeless (yup) if one sec of the sun glowin' (flash)
Knocked me right into a coma (sad) 'cause my eyeballs were toasted
But just 'cause my agony's bogus, doesn't mean it's for kicks
I still say it's so dumb to have that big flash
Bad plan to have no sun, I'd be forever blind, though
If I could change one thing, I'd go with "dim at mornin'", fine note

Bright sky straight into my eye
It always makes me pissed because I never have the mind
To remember the bullshit when there's no coffee imbibed
In this loop forever, never see an end in sight, oh-ooh I
Bright sky straight into my eye
It's only for a second, it's still somethin' I don't like
I normally reserve the heavy swears for Lego spikes
But I'll say whatever when I'm blinded by the light, oh-ooh I (ayy!)
Bright sky straight into my eye
Bright sky, bright sky straight into my eye, oh-ooh I (ayy!)
Bright sky straight into my eye (bright sky)
Bright sky, bright sky straight into my eye (bright sky), oh-ooh I

I hate the mornin' sun, it's comin' after me, man (oh yeah)
Even if I'm starin' at the floor to avoid that (yeah)
Pretty sure it's physics, been a long time since I sat back (wow)
And tried to recall stuff I learned, real problem (yuh)
'Cause if I knew how the sun's light was reflectin' (yuh, yuh)
Off the tiles, I would know if I could then fix it
And if it ain't doin' that, then the eye pain (hate it)
Is from my sink or my breakfast spoon, I'm goin' insane (whoa)
Hearin' ev'rybody's crap about how I'm to blame
"Stop the pain train from drivin' round inside your brain (yee)
All you have to do is at the end of ev'ry day
Is close all the friggin' shades that you have, then you're great"
That would be great, especially since for my ass to sleep
I can't have any light come in but there's a problem, see (big one)
Now that the sun's blocked, I can't see jack, I need
To turn my lights on and that's a similar pain source for me (sadly)
I don't have the green
To install dimmers for all my lights, you see
If you have real solutions, I'm all ears here, please
I'd love to solve the problem, until then I'm fine with screamin' out "Bollocks!"

Bright sky straight into my eye
Always by accident because I'm not a stupid guy
I know what can wrong if I stare for a length of time
Longer than a friggin' second, that is far from fine, oh-ooh I
Bright sky straight into my eye
I'm pretty sure I use 'em ev'ry single day, that's right
And so in takin' umbrage, I think that I'm justified
Not to "kill the sun" levels but who knows, gimme time, oh-ooh I (ayy!)
Bright sky straight into my eye
Bright sky, bright sky straight into my eye, oh-ooh I (ayy!)
Bright sky straight into my eye
Bright sky, bright sky straight into my eye, oh-ooh I