Hey ma-an, what has got you whi-inin'?
I-I just woke up, so ki-indly
Tell me what's gotten on your nerves, bro-o?
Say wha-at? Got no sleep last ni-ight an'
I-I am the one you're ci-itin'
To be who's at fault, but I don't kno-ow

Where you go-ot the stra-ange thou-ought, that I-I
Could've kept you up, tell you why
Wasn't sno-orin'
Nope, no sno-orin'
Was no sno-orin', sno-ori-in'

I do-on't want to hear complai-ainin'
Wro-ong, that's what you are, plai-ainly
There's no evidence that you can fi-ind
You ca-an't play a tape reco-ordin'
Me-e apparently sno-orin'
Cause no-one uses tapes, and it's a lie-ie

Know it for a-a fact, you can trust me-e
No "but"'s or "wait"'s it's clear to see
Wasn't sno-orin'
Nope, no sno-orin'
Was no sno-orin', sno-ori-in'
Nothin' you ca-an say could convict me-e
You should've simply counted shee-eep
Wasn't sno-orin'

Ooh-hoo-ooh

Come o-on, I'm still wai-aitin'
Fo-or an apology-y, man
Say you're sorry for all you-our bullshi-it
Wait, no-o? Not your accusa-ation?
Liar, can't be sa-ayin'
That's not "you were snorin'" that mu-ust be i-i-it

Made other noises, tha-at's still lie-ies
You've got video proo-oof that I-I
Am a ho-orn freak
Trumpet ho-orn freak
Late-night ho-orn freak, ho-orn frea-eak
That's clearly so-omeone disguised as me-e, man
Fine, you caught me, I'm sorry-y
I'm a ho-orn freak
Total ho-orn freak
Such a ho-orn frea-eak, ho-orn frea-eak