If you got caught in some kind of crime, mmm-mmm
I say put all of your trust into my sage advice and I'm sure you'll be fine
Do I think that you're guilty? I can't just lie
But my opinion on you took a huge-ass dive, but that's alright
Cause I don't care if you're a criminal dipshit (thievin' dipshit)
That second word's because you got caught, you get it (do you get it)?
But you're just lucky you've got me for defendin' (for defendin')
I'll tell you what to say and make sure they listen, I'm sayin'

Whatever they ask: deny
Never say that they are right
Their claims are a bunch of lies
Don't believe 'em, just deny

Refuse admission consistently
And if it gets contradictory, just dismiss it, see
You know you've done good, not a bad one, you (bad one, you)
These charges are bollocks, not one of them true
Simply focus all of your energy in your delivery
You have to be one hundred percent convincin' (be convincin')
So not one jury member will be convictin' (no convictin')
No, they must never work out that you're bullshittin' (you're bullshittin')
As long as you convey that you're not committin' perjury

Anythin' they ask: deny
Make 'em believe they're not right
They will know their claims are lies
And they'll drop 'em, just deny
Power of the flat deny
They will question their whole life
Justice will be done, that's right
As long as you just deny

See your frown, can't hide it
Talk to me if this trick, you don't like it
Cause I get it if you straight despise it (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But you'll come around
Hear me out, just try it (yeah-eah, eh)
Believe me, even if you don't like it (yeah-eah, eh)
It's all that you've got here, I can't hide it
Sorry, you're stuck now (sorry)

So with all they ask: deny (so with all (ee-yeah-eah) they ask: deny)
On their bollocks: cast a light (on bollocks (oh-oh-oh-oh): cast a light)
Don't take that lit'rally, mind (don't take lit'rally, mind)
Didn't sound weird, see? Denied (didn't sound weird, see? Denied)
That's the way you should deny (that's the way you should deny)
Call all of their statements lies (ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
They will give up in due time (oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh)
Never shut up, just deny