Chasin' that twerp round for his Pikachu right now
But it always goes wrong and they're skyward bound once more
Love 'em

They're the o-one real highli-ight
Of the sho-ow, I can't lie-ie-ie
Those Team Rocket schmucks bring a smi-ile
To my fa-ace ev'ry ti-i-ime
J-Jessie's an angry bitch, James is kind of camp
And they never will succeed in their all-too-complex plans
Dig hole after hole to catch one electric rodent
But I'm, like, I still love 'em, I still love 'em, I still love 'em

Chasin' Ash around for his Pikachu right now
Their plans always go wrong, launched into the sky once more
Takes one Thundershock and they're blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off
It's a classic joke that I don't think can get old
They're never a bore, always leave me wantin' more
So much for that 'bot cause they're blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off

Always joi-oined by Meo-owth
He can ta-alk, don't care ho-o-ow
Such a snarky prick, won't pipe do-own
He's got Broo-ooklyn Rage right no-o-ow
N-Now that isn't to say he's their one Pokémon
Started with Ekans and Koffing, Poison types, it suits them
And their bottom-rung state in their crime organisation
Nasty-lookin' but doofy, kinda doofy, really doofy

Followin' Ash round for his Pikachu right now
Somethin' always goes wrong and they're flyin' off once more
Just one Thundershock sends them blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off
I don't care to know if they like each other, no
I'll just laugh some more when they trap themselves like dorks
Location forgot, so they're blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh
That Team Rocket's blastin' off
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh
That Team Rocket's blastin' off
Always blastin' off, each day, blastin' off
Can't stop blastin' off, oh-oh-ooh-oh
Always blastin' off, each day, blastin' off
Can't stop blastin' off, oh-oh-ooh-oh (that Team Rocket's blastin' off)

Chasin' those twerps round for that Pikachu right now
But guess what? It goes wrong and they're flung through space once more
One damn Thundershock sends them blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off
Giovanni knows that they're incompetent schmoes
He still keeps them on, guess he's got shares in popcorn
Point is that they rock though they're blastin' off
Yeah, they're blastin' off, that Team Rocket's blastin' off