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Song Parodies -> "Nightcall (For Food)"

Original Song Title:

"Nightcall"

Original Performer:

Kavinsky

Parody Song Title:

"Nightcall (For Food)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Aside from rock and disco, I have acquired a new love when it comes to music: synthwave. What is that? It's basically a genre of electronic dance music that attempts to emulate the sound of the 80s, albeit more "Tron" and less Michael Jackson. Kavinsky is one of the more popular synthwave artists. Anyways, since there appeared to be no synthwave parodies on this site, I decided to write one of my own. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I’m giving them a night call to order Chinese food.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I want to eat pork fried rice, I’m in the mood.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I’m gonna give you something with no MSG.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I’m gonna get us really fat; we’ll feel so free.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)

There’s something inside you,
It’s hard to digest.
You’re asking for nausea, boy,
What will you divest?
There’s something inside you,
It’s hard to digest.
You’re asking for nausea, boy,
What will you divest?

I’m giving them a night call because it’s Taco Night.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I want my tacos supreme, but have no fright.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I’m gonna give you something with Diablo sauce.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)
I’m gonna see some ground beef on your red lip gloss.
(We’ll eat all, all, all night long)

There’s something inside you,
It’s hard to digest.
You’re asking for nausea, boy,
What will you divest?
There’s something inside you,
It’s hard to digest.
You’re asking for nausea, boy,
What will you divest?

There’s something inside you, (There’s something inside you)
It’s hard to digest. (It’s hard to digest)
You’re asking for nausea, boy, (You’re asking for nausea, boy)
What will you divest?
TRIVIA: The OS appeared in the soundtrack to the 2011 movie "Drive".

For more synthwave goodness, check out the Nightride FM mixes on YouTube!

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