Don't know how to explain all this
I'd sound insane but you saw all of it
Woke up late, felt drained as shit
And so I didn't notice that pen upon the floor before I tripped (I didn't spot it so I tripped)
Should've ended up in traction
But somehow I still haven't landed

I missed the floor, how is that true? Confused
I missed the floor, somehow I flew (it's not a thing that one should miss)
I missed the floor, I'm so confused, it's true
I missed the floor, what did I do (it doesn't line up with physics)?

No explanation inside my brain
I should have broken my nose, cracked my skull a bit
And to use the world's biggest "if"
If you can fail to hit the ground, how can you float in place (no way I could float in place)?
I'm filled with so many damn questions
And maybe just a bit of helium

I missed the floor, how is that true? Confused
I missed the floor, swear I'm not boozed (nor high on hallucinogens)
I missed the floor, I'm so confused, oh, it's true
I missed the floor, wonder: can you?

Give it a crack, see if you'll lift off of your feet and keep them lifted
I trust that you can find the trick (if not, serves you right for your laughing fits), ho-oh

I missed the floor, how is that true? So confused
I missed the floor, I somehow flew (I didn't do it on purpose)
I missed the floor, I'm so confused (does this mean I'm a mutant?), oh, it's true
I missed the floor, won't go for two (don't wanna risk a broken neck)

Oh-oh-oh-oh (I'd rather come down and stay put)
Oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (flying is cool, though, tempting hook)