Ohh...
I became a mutant fly, shit, fly, shit, fly
I became a mutant fly, shit, fly, shit
Gotta get used to these wings, these bug wings, these fly wings
And this fuzzy butt
I became a mutant fly, shit, fly, shit
I became a mutant fly, shit, fly, shit
Not a fan of these bug wings
And these weird antennae things

Wait a minute, some backstory, please?

I was close to a breakthrough in my teleportin'
Hey, go from spot to spot across the ocean
Test it on myself, three feet, what could happen?
How 'bout a fly just flies inside
So buddy, I walked out and heard a buzzin', ha
Discovered it was me, oh jeez
Who saw that comin'?
Sure there was some kinda sci-fi movie, never saw it
And now I'm too fly

So I'm buggered cause I'm a mutant fly
I got a brand new outlook on my life
Cause I'm stuck with these compound eyes
Seein' multiples of things (multiples of things)
That experiment turned shite
It may have teleported right
Got my DNA transmogrified
Gotta deal with thes bug wings (creepy-ass bug wings)
Though I've always wanted wings
Didn't want bug wings, so this sucks
Don't want to be a big bug
This is really a gross thing
Possible worst thing: I'm a bug
Hey

Shock when I tried to eat my sammich
I feel sick, didn't know how flies ate things, it's nasty
Cause eww, it's vomit that just came out of my proboscis
Isn't right, no, that ain't right
Ewww, don't wanna throw up when feelin' snacky
When that shit first happened, should've seen me panic
Ooh, that vomitin's a involunt'ry action
No, it ain't right, not fly

I'm so buggered now I'm a mutant fly
Extra pair of arms, could be handy, right
One pro won't make the cons not shite
This is kinda disgusting (really disgusting)
Abdomen's a con, alright
Bumpin' into the shelves and lights
And my favourite jeans won't fit right
Gotta get used to this thing (fuzzy big butt thing)
Messed up at teleporting
Now I'm a gross thing, I'm a bug
I could really use a hug
But I'm stuck with these claw things
Four of them, it stinks, yes, this sucks
Hey

Bein' a fly's gross

Uh
Mutated and it shows
Spindly legs with clawed toes
Weird int'rest in things that stink
Proboscis replacin' my big nose
The exoskeleton's best
No more cuts on my skin's a bonus, I guess
And this way I have some real hair on my chest
Silver lining is meager at best
Checkin' my pecs, new pro I guess:
I've lost that tattoo I was forced to get, uh
Okay, that one's reachin'
Grabbin' at straws so I'll stop freakin'
You would do the same, dude
My DNA got screwed
It got spliced up with a bug
I swear that friggin' door was shut! Uh
I'm pacin', mind racin'
This form is stayin'
Yes, I am stuck, 'cause the machine is buggered
As I am, oh geez, gettin' sick of that pun, aren't you?
I could make it worse and ask if that pun bugs you
I find that I never panic when I babble
I don't care if all my jokes are dumb
Makes me forget that I'm a bug, uh

Still buggered cause I'm a mutant fly
I would take solace in the gift of flight
But I'm too heavy for that, right
That's just typical, it stinks (I repeat, it stinks)
Four arms are unwieldy, right
My vision's fractured, damn these eyes
Some of you would it serves me right
To mess with teleporting (damn teleporting)
Yes, I will admit this thing
My teleporting was screwed up, up, up
What-what-what I did was a dumb thing
Wasn't worth changing to a bug, hey
Oh...