"Weather" or "whether"? (weather, whether, weather)
Gimme one, give, gimme one
Gimme one, give, gimme one (yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
Gimme one, give, gimme one (whether, weather, whether, weather, whether, weather, whether)
Gimme one, give, gimme one

Bees of spellin' are where my star can shine brighter (eh)
If there's one thing that I know, it's my words (eh)
I won't see those lines of red when I'm a typer (eh)
Unless an update swaps to "US", hurts (yeah)
Made it through the massive stack of four-syllable attacks
But this next one just drives me mad with its mystery

Is it "weather" or "whether"? Can't get by
This round 'til I can sever my stress lines
Refuse to go and sit down because you won't say right out
Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, gimme one-one-one, that "weather" or "whether"?
"W-Weather" or "whether"? "W-Weather" or "whether"?
"W-Weather" or "whether"? Friggin' say it, friggin'-friggin' say it

Been spellin' out these words for sev'ral hours (eh)
And now you throw this curveball right at me (eh)
Look in your eye says you think that I'd cower (yeah-eah-eah)
Break out in a massive sweat then up and flee, oh-oh-oh
But I've caught on to your act ('fraid so), gonna stay right where I'm at ('fraid so)
Sneaky trick just to get me canned, can't outmatch my pedantry

Is it "weather" or "whether" ("weather" or "whether")? Isn't nice
For a hopeless endeavour (made it hopeless, hope-hope-hopeless) to be spied
To force competitors down, thought I would not work it out
Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, gimme one-one-one, that "weather" or "whether"?

What a joke (weather, whether), so rude, don't think you'll trick me, uh-huh
There's one way this'll go ('fraid so), I can handle this, hold up, aight (weather, whether)? I can handle this ('fraid so)
Lots of things that I read before a bee
Helps to practice and tweak my skills thrice a week
And one of the books that I happened to read?
The rule book for this little spellin' bee
Says I can appeal any word, a decent-ish deal
Can just request it by askin' one sentence, for real
A brief little pause for context to come
Your dumb plan had a flaw and now it's undone (you dope)
"Use it in a sentence" Yes, I'm the brightest
And now you must define it, no loopholes, describe it
I've got you in the palm of my hand
Put an end to this farce (yeah-eah-ee-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah), let's all hear what you have (don't stop):

"Don't know whether the weather will be nice" (frig, I hate it, friggin' frig i hate it)
Honestly? Kinda clever (okay), it still ain't right
Makin' me look like a clown in order to keep me down
Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, gimme one-one-one, that "weather" or "whether"?
"Weather" or "whether"? Is it "weather" or "whether" (friggin' say it, friggin'-friggin' say it)
"Weather" or "whether"? It's not clear whatsoever (okay), that isn't right
One sentence per word? I frown, you've Morton Forked me right now
Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, gimme one-one-one, that "weather" or "whether"?

"W-Weather" or "whether" (friggin' say it)? "W-Weather" or "whether" (friggin' say it)?
"W-Weather" or "whether" (friggin' say it)? That "weather" or "whether" (just say it)?
"W-Weather" or "whether" (friggin' say it)? "W-Weather" or "whether"? (f-f-friggin' say it)
"W-Weather" or "whether"? That "weather" or "whether"?