Wizards grantin' power, yes, I know all
'Bout that stupid schtick, it really grates
Forcin' desp'rate kids to forever hold
To whatever shite's at their place at the time
Not realizin' the damage that they've done at the time
'Cause once the kid's discovered that coin doesn't help
Trust me, confidence will get shot to hell
Oh-oh-oh no, buddy, what I'm sayin' is

There's no reason to make crap up
There's no reason to make crap up a-right now (right now)
Don't trust no feather (no feather)
There's no point in makin' crap up (oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
There's no point in makin' crap up right now (faith drowns)
Don't trust no feather

Thought the trinket granted them the power, consequences there are serious (bro)
Learnin' the truth in the final hour isn't some pump-up experience
Now all of their practice means jack shit, never worked with innate-type gifts
So the muscle mem'ry's gone, the save-the-world plan's been scuppered
Was the whole thing bollocks? What more lies did you say?
You can't offer more help (help) 'cause the trust has gone away
There's "tellin' a little white lie" and then there's all this
Complete bullshit (complete bullshit)

There's no reason to make crap up (don't make crap up)
There's no reason to make crap up a-right now (right now)
Don't trust no feather (no-magic feather)
There's no point in makin' crap up (no)
There's no point in makin' crap up right now (better to tell the truth)
Don't trust no feather (just destroys trust)
Only assholes would make crap up (would make crap up)
Only assholes would make crap up a-right now (right now)
Don't trust no feather (such a pain, pain to work it out)
Don't be a douche and make crap up
Don't be a douche and make crap up a-right now (or I'll stab you right there)
Don't trust no feather

I just don't get the decision
Can't make it work, at least not easily and even then the base assumption needs
Me to act like a right prick
Don't have the right synapses in my brain to lie to someone about this stuff, mate
Oh, won't do it, buddy, won't do it, you see
No (look), no

I don't care if it's a rock, right (right), or some awful socks, it's an off sight (word)
To claim the power in their soul? Gift from your side that's real easy to get lost, yikes
You're an asshole, asshole, asshole, what lesson's taught from bein' so cold?
Now each helpful offer will be tossed out, no joke (no joke), magic virtuoso here, they don't need shit like Duolingo, no, bro
Oh no, they're good at this (this), deep inside they've got more powers, good bet (whoa)
A study guide to make straight A's? Believe in oneself, you'll get great grades (grades up)
And I know that tellin' the whole truth is, ooh, not really very useful or conducive
To the goal of stretchin' time to a full film length, I would rather spend that time not on lyin' (I hate that shit)

There's no reason to make crap up (uh-huh) (don't make crap up)
There's no reason to make crap up a-right now (right now)
Don't trust no feather (fake-magic feather)
There's no point in makin' crap up (no)
There's no point in makin' crap up right now (won't help them, me or you)
Don't trust no feather (don't be a butt)
Only assholes would make crap up (would make crap up)
Only assholes would make crap up a-right now (right now)
Don't trust no feather (awful pain, pain when truth comes out)
Don't be a douche and make crap up
Don't be a douche and make crap up a-right now (who's the real villain here?)
Don't trust no feather (yeah-hea-hea-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)

Say yeah-hea-hea-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
There's no reason to make crap up now
All it is is wrong, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
When truth's concealed, it sucks, no feather