You know that I always thought cereal's good for me
I really try but I don't like eating lychees
I've heard that it's a good source of fibre and it's good to eat
And it's really good for fitness.

You know I know that these packets are half the price
It is better for you than a hundred limes
So let me go to the cupboard, I think I am losing the fight
I am so sick of these banana bunches

Yeah, it's so great to eat porridge.
'Cause the other cereals are so phoney
And it doesn't need cold storage.
I know this will make nutritionists proud.
It's so great to eat porridge wow!

Porridge, stir
Porridge, stir
Porridge.
I know this will make nutritionists proud,
It's so great to eat porridge WOW.

It's on special offer – why buy one when you can have two?
If I could choose any breakfast you know that I would choose you.
A bowl, a bowl and then you know I'll be cholesterol-proof.
I want breakfast time again so I can relive this!

Yeah, it's so great to eat porridge.
'Cause the other cereals are very phoney
And it doesn't need cold storage.
I know this will make nutritionists proud.
It's so great to eat porridge, wow!

No sugar means I won't go crazy
Cause the other cereals are so sugary
It is so great now to eat porridge!
I know this will make nutritionists proud.
It's so great to eat porridge, wow!

Porridge, yeah
Porridge, yeah
Porridge.
I know this will make nutritionists proud,
It's so great to eat porridge, wow!
Porridge, yeah, porridge, porridge.
I know this will make nutritionists proud.
It's so great to eat porridge, wow!