Song Parodies -> "Chutes and Ladders"

Original Song Title:

"All That Matters"

Original Performer:

"Chutes and Ladders"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Justin Bieber has been getting a lot of flack lately because of his recent legal troubles. I kind of feel bad for the little punk. He did kind of miss out on a real childhood. He's probably got a lot of personality problems. Maybe this is how he copes with all that hate... with beloved childhood boardgames.

Verse 1: Oh, oh
It’s that game that we play through the night
It helps make ev’rything seem right
Cuz you folks getting’ mean now
For a long long time…
Where my Beliebers?
Oh, oh
Whenever I play this amusement
It makes me forget you abuse me, yeah
So you game? I’m the blue piece!
Roll die, that moves me!
Not that slide again!
Oh no, no

Prechorus: You think I’m puerile
Make you steam like a geyser
Guess fame went right to my head
What makes you think you wouldn’t either?
Gotta a whole lotta hate in my life but I won’t them shame
This grid-like board’s the reason why

Chorus: Play Chutes and Ladders with me…
Please, play
I’m praying these ladders lead from Hell
If I get chute, might shoot myself
Can’t handle defeat!
Play Chutes and Ladders with me!
Oh please!
What’s a pop star without some game?
There ain’t no “I” in fame
But there is in Belieb
Play Chutes and Ladders with me!

Verse 3: You throw eggs at one house and you’re vile
My bad, I missed out on being a child
When I wake up in the morning, my life’s ruined!
Why what’d I do!?
Oh oh
Absent from my ado-lessons
Maturity’s out the question
Here’s the one solution I see
If I ignore and play my part, they’ll recede

Chorus: Play Chutes and Ladders with me!
Please please!
Problems will go away by themselves
“Biebs, I hate you!” I hate myself!
Psyche’s incomplete
Play Chutes and Ladders with me!
Just please!
Was a pop star, now I’ve just popped
But there’s no “I” in stop
So I’ll keep trying
Play Chutes and Ladders with me!

Outro: Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Play Chutes and Ladders with me…
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Play Chutes and Ladders with me…

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Matthias - February 27, 2014 - Report this comment

You were little easier on bashing the ol' Bieb than I was. This was good satire and a great title sub of one of his newest songs (I only know that because I was looking these songs up for this round). Good parody but you could have been a bit harsher on him (he can take it and he deserves it).

Blaydeman - February 28, 2014 - Report this comment

Yeah, at this point I'm just starting to feel sorry for him. He's obvious got some developmental issues. I guess I empathize with him a bit. I mean, think about how you feel when you find out people hate you. Multiply that by an entire planet. Can't even imagine. Not excusing his behavior, just trying to understand it.

Agrimorfee - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment

I could easily see this parody being performed by Jimmy Fallon, something that would go viral for a day or two. What a clever title sub, with an interesting take on the Biebs' mindset.

Max Power - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment

He is going down the chutes.

bobpiecheese - March 11, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Bieber's recent life sure seems like a game of Snakes and Ladders (which is what I'm used to the game being called). Every few weeks, he does something stupid and thus gets sent down another chute/snake. Definitely an interesting concept for a parody, and besides the fact that keeping the "there's no I in" bit from the OS didn't really work, this was pretty good. 555!

Abbott Skelding - March 11, 2014 - Report this comment

I totally agree with Grim about this being a Jimmy Fallon-esque spoof (which is a good thing IMO). But I also agree with Matty that you seemed a bit light on Justin...and yet, I agree with you as well that I'm starting to feel sorry for him (with the whole world hating him and all). So because I'm pretty much agreeing with everyone (and I love the perfectly matched title sub), three 5's for you!

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