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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Baby"

Parody Written by:

A

The Lyrics

self explanatory.
oohh whhooaa
oohh whhooaa
oohh whhooaa

I know you hate me; cause they all do
Just shout my name and I’ll be there
I want your money, not your heart
Actually I don’t have a heart

Are we an item? I guess not
We were just friends until you threw that bottle
Right through my heart
You said there’s another, look into my eyes

I need to stop trying to disguise
That I’m a
Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh
And you people thought I could rhyme....oooh?

Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh

For me you would have done whatever
I just can’t believe you don’t know I’m gay yet.
Trying to play this cool; but it’s not goin’ so well...
You’ll buy anything that I try to sell
Where are my puzzle pieces!? Please help me
And shake me a bottle of that Enfamil Premium Lipil...oooh?

I’m going down, down, down, dooown
Cause too many girls that hate me with water bottles around...oooh?

Can’t you see that I’m a
Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh
And you people thought I could rhyme....oooh?

Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh
And you people thought I could rhyme....oooh?

*INSERT BAD RAPPING HERE*

Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh
And you people thought I could rhyme....oooh?

Baby Baby Baby ohhhh
Like Maybe? Maybe? Maybe? Noooo
Like screw me screw me screw me ohhhh
And you people thought I could rhyme....oooh?

(I’m gone)
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Yeah dude just shut the fuck up...just shut...up)
Gone, gone, gone, (gone)
To sleep...
(GOOD!!)

that is all--bring on the fangirl hate comments! xD

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Chance Gollnick - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
It's edgy,the rhymings a little of but other than that..i think its a good parody.

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