It grew up around here on the left foot side
Where the corns grow up out my pinky toe
Got that compound W, got that Fungicide
I’ll be cleaning them off every morning and night
I couldn't hide my pain with an orthopedic shoe
Couldn't help but scream with a toe like that
Boss man called when I yelled “What the fuck!”
Like I had hurt myself when I was on the clock
Got an infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
With a bandage covering up those cuticle tears
I've been looking all over, all over for ointment
For my infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
Everybody’s mamma was drinkin’ right there
We were boot scoot boogie-in’ in than that old town bar
She's a big girl; we were dancin’ all night
She tried to do-si-do, but didn’t do it right
Got an infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
With a bandage covering up those cuticle tears
I've been looking all over, all over for ointment
For my infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
I’ve got some old, dirty shoes; they’re just scrapin’ in the wound
When I buy me some new one’s I’ll know what they’re worth
There's a lot of petty things out there to me
But there's nothing like the one right across my feet
Got an infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
With a bandage covering up those cuticle tears
I've been looking all over, all over for ointment
For my infected little ingrown ripped hangnail
Got an infected little ingrown ripped hangnail