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Song Parodies -> "BM Jar"
Original Song Title:
"Drive by Spar"
Original Performer:
John A. Barry
Parody Song Title:
"BM Jar"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
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Road trip: stuffin‘ my face with some eats,
trail mix, jerky, Slim Jims, and drinks
Eye-ballin’ a dirty magazine, Hustler- obscene…
Across the land feelin’ bloated and unclean
Tummy growls
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Ten miles to the next store!
Where is that bowel movement jar?
I gotta sh-t: Or screwed!!!
The bumpy ride makes me feel pretty sick—
somehow I’ve got to GO! Unload!
Forget the cooler and this flatland line;
no 4x4, many cars watching behind!
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Used cheese ball size in my car?
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Gopher-holin’ this pooh!!!
No side trails. . .no restroom parks;
hot farts are scary: no sharts!
Gotta bail. . .my anus pucks
Must make a Number 2!
The last few miles stretch cannot be delayed;
I scan the shoulders, but spot no port-a-potties along the way
I only hear the beating of my heart,
sphincter’s plugged, I can’t afford to fart!
I dart; for marts!
Forget the bowel movement jar;
Can’t believe I’ve made it this far
Yeah, I made it to Wal-mart;
and now to the restroom.
It’s blocked. Goddamn!
Sight- line fights. . . a jam!
To clothing I trod. Unload on dressing room floor…
Apparel wipe!!!
[Hear a Blue & Yellow gripe!]
trail mix, jerky, Slim Jims, and drinks
Eye-ballin’ a dirty magazine, Hustler- obscene…
Across the land feelin’ bloated and unclean
Tummy growls
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Ten miles to the next store!
Where is that bowel movement jar?
I gotta sh-t: Or screwed!!!
The bumpy ride makes me feel pretty sick—
somehow I’ve got to GO! Unload!
Forget the cooler and this flatland line;
no 4x4, many cars watching behind!
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Used cheese ball size in my car?
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Gopher-holin’ this pooh!!!
No side trails. . .no restroom parks;
hot farts are scary: no sharts!
Gotta bail. . .my anus pucks
Must make a Number 2!
The last few miles stretch cannot be delayed;
I scan the shoulders, but spot no port-a-potties along the way
I only hear the beating of my heart,
sphincter’s plugged, I can’t afford to fart!
I dart; for marts!
Forget the bowel movement jar;
Can’t believe I’ve made it this far
Yeah, I made it to Wal-mart;
and now to the restroom.
It’s blocked. Goddamn!
Sight- line fights. . . a jam!
To clothing I trod. Unload on dressing room floor…
Apparel wipe!!!
[Hear a Blue & Yellow gripe!]
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