Whoo!

We have so much fun when we're rollin' dice pretendin' that we're all elves and shit (elves and shit)
And while it can get real annoyin' to double-check our math for ev'ry hit
It's the "so which day?" that's makin' (rrrrrah!) me get really close to pure ragin' (enraged)
Barbarian's not what I'm playin', it's out of game where I'm, that's where I'm way more than peeved
Ev'ry "so which day?" is takin' (rrrrrah!) a toll on my sanity, sayin'
That phrase ev'ry session is makin' you look like you don't care 'bout schedulin' issues and that can't be (hell no)

Oooooh whoo!

We all have lives outside of the dungeon, it took sev'ral months to get time to function (ay!)
And so we (ay!) don't need some (ay!) tool who seems to think it's worth yucks (ay)
Sayin' (ay) "just askin'" (ay) is bullshit, please (ay)
Not typin' (ay), chat's recordin' (ay) your tone so please
It's clear it's not genuine, you say "so which day?" super non-serious (please)
I'd get frustration or maybe sarcasm but not the clown routine, stop (please)

Ev'ry session, "so which day?" like you're still the bard, stop that
We need to talk "so which day?", say yeah, yeah, yeah (you are not helpin'), not like that, geez

Rrrrrah! Oooooh whoo!

You never get it and yet you wonder why you get muted ev'ry time, a constant blunder
Doled out the EXP, split up the plunder, that means it's time to work out how long's our next buffer (eeh)
Does our wizard have shifts all week (eeh)? Will the warlock have surgery (eeh)?
Will the DM have time to read the notes 'bout our pretty incongruent backstories (eeh)?
And while we hash this out, can see (eeh) your muted ass still on your screed (eeh)
Retellin' that Avengers meme, we get it, one timeline, now shut up

I get askin' "so which day?", it's a genuine problem
To joke about "so which day?", say yeah, yeah, yeah (you are not helpin'), might have to leave

Roll eyes, bard replacin's an option, man, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh