This, this tastes truthful. Hip, hip, hooray
Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say, "get out!"

So like, if you sold all your properties, thanks for banking them all the way through. I feel like you deserve free parking or a chance card, so drop me a roll. And if you're at a socialcon or some other game tournament and you left your electronic banking game making noises by accident, sorry, but there's gonna be a bit of talking. But at least it's a real true beat in the background, so please hear me out, yeah? See my name Mr Monopoly come from a unknown source. I am Mr Monopoly, and I used to own the whole of Hasbro.. And here we are at the end of nearly 84 years of trading, and boy, that was true. See, so many people came together to make these board games and I wanna thank 'em. First off, my lines, shout out Hasbro, Monopoly Deal, Electronic Banking, Revolution, Empire, Gamer. UK Versions, City, World Editon, Here and Now, and My series, your details changed everything, guys. I was still playing games for a couple hundred pounds, and playing and rolling dice just tryna pay the rent. And it's a journey, and it leads me on to the hardest cheats found in the cheaters editon. Be the banker to stay close to the money.
Steal money before the game begins.
Take a few dollars when the other players leave the table.
Quickly roll the dice.
Conceal your Chance and Community Chest cards. Wow, special mention to the MVP, Millenials.. It's Monopoly time, bro, arriba! People, thanks for always believing in me and helping me roll the dice. And guys, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know what I know, so thank you, man I still think fondly about the times we enjoyed together. My whole team and the people, man like Moneybays who took a chance on us. People, thanks for always dreaming big. To my family, to my wife, you're the reason we rolled it folks.. I'm thankful monopoly has changed our life but it wasn't always easy. When people ask me what does this game mean to me, it's for everyone that didn't believe. That guy that said I couldn't make money that ain't true. That guy that said I'll never complete the game on my own, that ain't true. Prove them wrong. So when you play this game, feel that positive energy and every roll, every property, and know no matter how far you are away from your riches, you can get there, men. Roll on. Are you, are you gon' play?