Well I was just thinking the other day
To piss people off there are so many ways
With all the gestures and words to use, it's so hard to choose

Sophisticated, immature and somewhere in between
I found two simple words when put together sound real mean
It's just a G Rated version of, the phrase Hey FU

It's so simple to say, for sure, for sure
Try it today, UP YOURS!!!

Or you could show the peace sign and drop the trigger finger
Turn it around and let your index linger
But if you do you have to run, run, run ,run

So take my advice and use these two simple words
Instead of flipping off someone with the bird
Then you don't have to turn round and run, run, run, run, run

It's so simple to say, for sure, for sure
Try it today, UP YOURS!!!
Separate these words are OK, put together
It makes one's day, UP YOURS!!!

D-do do do you want to cuss somebody out
And not get beaten about
Give someone a big ear full
And not wind up so tearful

( Under Breath Scatman Cussing)

It's not always the best keeping your feelings deep inside
You should always let it out, instead of rolling with the tide
So instead of Kiss My Ass
Use these two simple words to show your class

I guess what I be saying is there"s a better solution
So you can rid yourself of this internal confusion
But if you have to cuss, these two words are a must

It's so simple to say, for sure, for sure
Try it today, UP YOURS!!!

( So simple to say )
It's not really cussing after all
( For sure, for sure )
It's just a pure judgemental call
Just say you upped my morale and I hope it UP YOURS!!
( You'll get away, I'm sure)

So please don't, please don't, please don't
( Don't you go flip them the bird)
Don't you go flip them the bird
( Use these two words )
Use these two words
( It'll make your day)
It will, it will, when you do say
UP YOURS!!!!!