I've been glued down, I can't move
I've been glued down, I can't move
Hate this glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue
I've been glued down, I can't move
I've been glued down, I can't move
Hate this glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue
Glue, glue, glue, glue
I can't move my toe-oes

Don't know what I did to deserve all my motio-ion
To get halted
I got caught off gua-uard by the wa-ave of glue flowi-in'
Impressed by it
I didn't expe-ect that when the main door ope-ened
That I-I would be glued down to the floor, du-ude
Now I'm glued do-own (now I'm glued do-own)
I've been glued down all thanks to you-ou
Don't have shoes on under the-ere
So it's not like I could just remo-ove
Them and go outsi-i-ide
So I'm still glued down and it sucks, du-ude
I've been glued down cause you're a douche

I've been glued down with, of course, glue, oh-oh
I've been glued down because of you
I've been glued down, man, you're a douche, oh-oh-oh

I guess that in this one spot is where I will be stayi-in'
Mmm-mmm
Now all of this glue-ue against my legs is chafi-in'
Itchin' my ba-alls
This is one way to give those hairy things a shavi-in'
That's for su-ure (totes for su-ure)
It sucks that this set hard, or through it I could be wadi-i-in'
I'm bo-ored (so bo-ored)

While I'm glued down could you get food?
Cause I'm glued down, really can't mo-ove
I've been glued down, I can't move
I've been glued down, I can't move
Hate this glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue
I've been glued down cause you're a too-ool (I've been glued down, I can't move)
I've been glued down, I can't move (big too-ool, huge too-ool)
Hate this glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue (big too-ool)
It's high as my no-ose

I've been glued down thus I can't move, oh-oh
I've been glued down, you're an ass, du-ude
I've been glued down, don't know why you, oh-oh-oh
Pulled this stunt, you schmoe-oe (why'd you do this, bro-o? Why'd you do this, bro-o?)