First thing's first, in my kitchen (kitchen)
Need to work as a team, no friction (want no friction)
If I see no co-operation
I will smack you down like I'd do a plate of raw chicken (right, right)
Don't care if you think you're hot shit (fuck)
That won't cut it if you burn the damn fish (yeah)
Fuckin' steak, fuckin' goose, fuckin' pricks
Not supposed to saute scallops in a pan non-stick (you're a twit)
Swearin' up a storm, because I'm bloody mad (censored)
Not hard to see why, you're actin' like twats (what?)
Beef wellingtons don't look like that
Wouldn't feed that to a damn cat

I'm Chef Ramsay
And you fuckin' blo-ow
Tongs fly near my face
I don't even flinch, you know
I'm Chef Ramsay
Not too hard a cho-ore
To make sure the steak
Isn't ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw

Listen, smartarse, you're stupid, in all things you're useless
Customers rated your seafood as putrid
Far from a food artist, it looks like an armpit
Are you so stupid that you just fucked up the garnish?
And I don't care if I'm not nice, you don't deserve that, you're shite
Half of the time you're overcookin', and when I tell you, you whine
You didn't have enough time, not used to work on the line
And then you lie right to my face, got no patience for that shite
Oh fuck me, touch that, touch that, you fucked that, fuck that
So piss right off out my kitchen, stupid smug twat, smug twat
No, don't say "I really tried" that's a fuckin' load
In fact, you're probably one of the worst chefs I know

I'm Chef Ramsay
And your food is gro-oss
Don't try to shift blame
That bullshit won't fly, you know
I'm Chef Ramsay
Screwed up ev'ry cou-ourse
Half of it's burnt, mate
Half is ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw

If you did well
I wouldn't be such a rougharse
But I'm appalled
Ev'ry thing that you did was wrong
No, I could not give a stuff
How much you promise that you'll make it up
Cause your service still sucks
Stop the excuses and shut the fuck up
Now!

No fuckin' way, you're still crap
You get any worse than this and I'll snap
I know you fucked up, touch that
Feels like rubber, try again, you utter dumb twat
How long's it take to cook a duck?
Not as long as you're takin', fuckin' hurry up
You're a fuckin' donkey
Not only tastes but looks like fuckin' dung, right

I'm Chef Ramsay
You're a fuckin' do-ope
Convinced you're so great
When you're lowest of the low
I'm Chef Ramsay
Throat is gettin' so-ore
Yellin' in your face
That it's ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw

T-t-t-touch that, touch that, "I really tried"
You fucked that, fuck that, "I-I really tried"
Touch that, touch that, "I-I-I really tried"
I-it's ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw
T-t-t-touch that, touch that, "I really tried"
You fucked that, fuck that, "I-I really tried"
Touch that, touch that, "I-I-I really tried"
I-i-i-it's ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw