The floor reeks bad, it's a cockroach delight
Sanitation is a bane
Unwanted bug population
For a business, it's insane

These creeps are crawling; all they need is pesticide
Chuck them in the bin, I'm so petrified

Don't let them in, I beg you please!
Damn these rodents, they're nibbling at my cheese
These ticks and fleas, give me unease
Just make them freeze!

Pest control, pest control?
Get rid of them as a whole
Pest control, pest control!
May the bug spray take its toll

Whiff that Raid
Which makes flies afraid
Put those mouse baits on
And let Remy's family die away

And I don't care 'bout PETA
These bugs should take the fall
S.C. Johnson always told me
Their stuff should kill them all

I'm tired of ants raiding my food
Exhaust my patience and my mood
They reek like dung, and spread disease, oh please!

Pest control, pest control?
Let me take care of these house flies
Pest control, pest control!
I hope these crits get fried!

Here I stand
And here's my spray
Put those mouse baits on!

These potent noxious fumes knock them onto the ground
And citronella drives those rogue mosquitos off the bounds
My zapper energizes flies into the past
They're never going back
And neither do these rats!

Pest control, pest control?
And I'll vanquish this dreaded spawn
Pest control, pest control!
The infestation's gone!

Here I stand
And here's my bug spray
Put those mouse baits on!
And let Remy's family die away!