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Song Parodies -> "All About Goo"

Original Song Title:

"All About You"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"All About Goo"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

An ode to the delicious squadge found in many a biscuity treat (and by that I mean "cookie" for you Americans out there).
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, hey!

You can keep your crunchy biscuits, not what I hoard
But I still don't want your puddin', that's overboard
I told you about the one treat, one type
How the hell'd you forget that? Cause I'm
Kinda crazy, crazy about this one, one food, hey
So tasty, tasty, I want it so, so bad, hey

If you wanna feed me, man, I'm all about goo
Fill up my mouth until my face turns blue
You won't get a taste cause I'll steal from you
It's the one thing I feed on, I'm all about goo, yeah
Goo, yeah

I want somethin' with a fillin' that'll explode
When I pop it right behind my lips and chew like so
Any flavour will be alright, just sweet
I tried one that tasted like lime, tainted my teeth
I'm still crazy, crazy about this one, one food, hey
So tasty, tasty, I want it so, so bad, hey

Call it fillin' or cream, I'm still all about goo
I'll go to town if you offer a few
You wanted a taste? Sorry, that won't do
Keepin' them all for me, cause I'm all about goo, yeah
Gonna have me a feast, cause I'm all about goo, goo, yeah
It's the one perfect treat, cause I'm all about goo, yo

Name a price
And I'll happily pay twice
Because my crazed mind
Has a tight hold on me, so I'm all about goo, hey
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A vice-tight grip on me, so I'm all about goo, hey
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
The one purpose for me, so I'm all about goo

Choc'late, grape, strawberry? Man, I'm all about goo
Tube-shaped or round, I'd pay triple, it's true
My financial state is all kinds of screwed
But that's all fine for me, cause I'm all about goo, yeah
Goo, yeah

Yes, I'm fine and dandy, cause I'm all about goo
I'll alright, just trust me, cause I'm all about goo, yo

The other great thing about goo? It's a great way for a slack person like me to know when's a good time to shave.

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