Once this was green but now that's gone away
Shrivelled up and turned brown
Bad for me 'cause I'm the one to blame
No-one else in my flat
Fault's all on me there's all this death today
Was so scared that they'd drown
That belief swung me the other way
La-da-da-da-da

Plants are dry 'cause I left 'em all parched
What was so damn hard?
Dried up 'cause I'm such a dumbarse, total dumbarse
No joke, I'm the dumbarse

Oh-oh (died), they had enough light (died), not enough, right (died)
Now I have to start from scratch (died)
No waterin' time (died), know that's not right (died)
I know zero water's bad (died)
Woke up to the sight (died), bit of a fright (died)
Poor rhododendron (ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)

Once pink and green but all that's gone away
Wilted up and turned brown
Twenty-three plants that I've lost this way
La-da-da-da-da (oh-oh-oh)
La-da-da-da-da (oh-oh-oh)
La-da-da-da-da (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
La-da-da-da-da (oh-oh), la-da-da-da-da (oh-oh)

Maybe I should give up, always part
With my plants, done harm
Dried up 'cause I left 'em to parch, no water, parched
One more try, can't be hard