Song Parodies -> "I Hate UK Delivery"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate That You Don't Love Me"

Original Performer:

Haley Orrantia

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate UK Delivery"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Old days were so good
Mail order items in demand
Orders never came so soon
Anticipation, the mail man

And it was understood
You had to wait weeks, months, longer
Delays, overseas wasn't any bother
'Cause when it came, heard screams like roaring thunder

Mail was such a wonder!

Stuff of dreams... items BBC
Chart Mail, Record Runner, music vinyl 12" Maxis!

Now today E-ordering is no surprise
Instant placing another order
Find the sites with the right price
Press some buttons and it's over
From anywhere on earth shipped out
Next day delivery so insane
Much better now than then...hmm
No, the UK stays the same

I love Amazon.uk
But I hate UK delivery
I hate UK delivery
So... much

Noticed something's wrong
Credit card was processed
Shipped out same day? Wrong!
Took weeks for them to ship it
Via air 11,000 miles
Thirty day wait... sh-t, was it aboard Titanic???

I'm pissed off, you see
Got faster mailings out of Germany

I love Amazon.uk
But I hate UK delivery
Same for Esprit I-LTD
It sucks... so much...waiting

Old days waiting was a reward
Big packages were a surprise
But in this E-commerce world
Hasty service is denied

From UK? No way... so often the delays

Now today E-ordering is no surprise
Instant placing another order
Find the sites with the right price
Press some buttons and it's over
From anywhere on earth shipped out
Next day delivery so insane
Much better now than then... hmm
No, the UK stays the same

I love Amazon.uk
But hate UK delivery
I hate UK delivery
So... much!!!

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AFW - April 13, 2015 - Report this comment

They may be a little slow on the mail,(male)..but over the years, they have delivered some fast and sexy females, like Catherine Zeta Jones, Jacqueline Bisset, Kate Winslet, Liz Taylor, and others, :)

Patrick - April 13, 2015 - Report this comment

Just got a book in the mail from UK. "World's Worst Cars". 98 cents + $4 shipping. Took a couple of weeks, but well worth the wait. Lots of stuff on Amazon that people are willing to virtually give away, if you'll pay the postage to take it.

Rob Arndt - April 14, 2015 - Report this comment

Best place for used books online is www.bookfinder.com.

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