(Chorus): She's a very geeky gurl
won't bring her to mama
first she read some books
then she crunch some numbas
then she get an A, and I cannot feel dumba(repeat 2x)
She's a very geeky gurl
won't bring her to mama
first she read some books
then she crunch some numbas
then she get an A, and I cannot feel dumba(repeat 2x)

(Verse 1): Let me tell about this geek
rollin' in her dorky sheek
three books in her hand
she is gonna study man
she ain't got no guy
but a guy ain't a concern
she likes D&D, she's a level 80 wizard
She has got some acne
when she lookin' at me
I wanna throw up, all my frikin' lunch see
I bet that girl's daddy, ain't claimin' this kid, OOH
She has a snort, and she drives a frikin' dewue

[chorus]

(Verse 2): Big Rick here sayin I'm not that guy
make fun of that geek and make her cry
uh, she as smart as a genius
just to show off, she be makin the dean's list
walkin down the street kids point, look, and laugh
you think u know the story, but u ain't know half
scored big in some stocks
using her good math
and now she is rich
and aint that a bitch.

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(Verse 3): She got plastic surgery
to fix what people see
now she's a beauty
be in a magazine
Oh you've seen this honey
she is a playboy bunny
I feel likee such a dumby
from her face to her tummy
Now aint that shit real funny
I would pay lots of money
open up that mag, and I see that playboy bunny
I dig her booby, boobies
make me say owee, owee
must be some big fake tits
but do I give a shit

(Ending): She's a very pretty girl
Would bring her to mama
wish she knew my name
wish I had her numba
now she's a beaute, and I cannot feel dumba(repeat 2x)
She's a very pretty girl
would bring her to mama
wish she knew my name
wish I had her numba
now she's a beaute, and I cannot feel dumba(repeat 2x)

[fade out]

[snort]