Your jelly isn't tasty
Gooey is the tone
Too balmy and wavy
No more, I groan

I will vape Red Bull as long as I cannot see
But now it's duck l'orange

Expose socks with sandals
Your brother Roy thinks he's a fern
You showed your desire
In ways yo mama call "girned"
Mama call "girned"

Your 'fro sprouted handles
Upon your cranium churned
Your "O" mug is dire
A face a llama be-girned
Llama be-girned
Llama be-girned
Llama, llama be-girned

Smells like Patrick Swayze
Mooing on the phone
The goat weed that you gave me
You were bringing me home grown

I'm escaping all the oddity you can be
Cause wow, you bwana strange

Just throw Tony Randall
Under the bus of no return
You role play a friar
If he eternally girned
Terminal girn

Go out with vandals
Well, it's a label you have earned
You blow Granny's tire
And then you run away girned
Run away girned

Potted plant
You should be
Total psych lobotomy
Hop on floor, climb in tree
Not too near to me

You didn't blow Tony Randall
Your brother Roy awaits his turn
Your "O" mug inspires
A community girn
Unity girn

Toe socks and sandals
A cow enabling churn
You don't pay the choir
For your holiday girn, your holiday girn
Your holiday girn
Your holiday girn
Your holiday girn