What's the point of this?
Stupid
You promised right there, right there
You'd help, but this? No

Ass to kick (yeah), I've got ass to kick (ass to kick)
Ass to kick (yeah), lots of ass to kick (ass to kick)
Give me tips (yeah), said you'd give me tips (man, man)
But what's this (mate) "do all your chores" shit (I just don't get it)?
Wax on (wax), then it's wax off (wax, bullshit)
Wax on (on), then it's wax off (wax off)
How will this (this), tell me how will this (how will this)
Help me kick (mate) all the asses, prick (I just don't get it)?

Can't punch (punch), kickin' skills don't rank (damn, damn)
Teach me, man (man), to destroy all of their flanks ('stroy 'em)
I don't wanna (yeah) wash your floors, you douche (douchehole)
Not exercisin' (huh) any muscles that I use (damn, damn)
I'm flummoxed (well), looked like a smart dude (whoa-whoa-whoa)
Time was wasted (wasted) tryna talk to you (talk to you)
My folly (folly), can't deny that's true (cause it's true)
But I'll mostly (mostly) put the blame on you (all on you)
Can't train (train) to kick like cranes (easily)
When I'm there (yeah), nose full of paint (it hurts)
Sod off (off), I want the ability (to hurt)
To kick ass (ass), not know how to make cars sheen (you jerk)

Ass to kick (yeah), I've got ass to kick (to hurt)
Ass to kick (yeah), all this ass to kick (to hurt)
Wanted tips (yeah), you said you'd give tips (man, man)
But instead (yeah) you present this shit (you big ol' jerk)
Wax on (yeah), then it's wax off (this shit won't hurt)
Wax on (yeah), then it's wax off (you jerk)
How can this (yeah) help, I must've missed (you jerk)
How this shit (yeah, yeah) will let me ass-kick (I just don't get it)

Gettin' hand cramps (ouchies) from this stupid thing (yeah)
Know you'll say (yeah) there's a point, no way (yeah)
Old asshole, won't you teach?
Some karate, kung fu or tai chi (somethin' now)
Meant for peace (yah), but it means you'll teach (ah, let's go, let's go)
Sand the deck (sand the deck)? Ain't your friggin' servant (yah)
Killin' my patience with your lack of lessons (let's go, let's go)
And I'm expectin' (yeah) some explanation
About how I'm buildin' (yeah) muscle mem'ry, bullshit (nonsense)
When I'm fightin' (punchin'), I doubt that my brain (no, it won't)
Will change "how to friggin' paint" (prick)
Into ways to fight, that's insane (dope)
I came today to learn fightin' ways (dope)
Cut the crap, old man, this is lame (you prat)
Can't stand, won't stand (man) for your insipid games (old man)

Ass to kick (yeah), I've got ass to kick (to hurt)
Ass to kick (yeah), assholes need a kick (to hurt)
Came for tips (yeah), promised you'd give tips (man, man)
Seems instead (seems then) you were talkin' shit (you big ol' jerk)
Wax on (yeah), then it's wax off (this shit won't hurt)
Wax on (yeah), then it's wax off (you jerk)
No way this (yeah) will help me, it's shit (you jerk)
You just tricked (yeah, yeah) me, it's why I'm pissed (cause of you, jerk)

Wax on, then it's wax off
Wax on, then it's wax off
Wax on, then it's wax off
I'm off, chase those pricks off
With bricks, heavy sticks
Old asshole didn't teach