I was walking down the,
Down the street near a coffee shop
When the patrons turned away and started rushing to get fresh air
I approach the line; the barista’s about to puke
And the patrons who were served before me just lose their appetites
When it’s my turn to order, I recall
Sauntering freely through some grass
My undies were riding up my ass
Puddles were forming from beneath my feet
And then suddenly something reeks
And it’s coming from beneath my feet
But when I take off my shoes,
The smell just gets worse

I just
Stepped in dung
Now my shoe is lined with brown goop
And it smells like poop
And it’s stained

I just
Stepped in dung
Now my shoe is lined with brown goop
And it smells like poop
And it’s stained

Now I know where the smell
Was coming from
I bolted to the restroom,
Took off the stained shoe, and scrubbed the best I could
Now the restroom stinks
And there’s no room spray
Is a Bath and Body Works on the way?

Restroom
Smells like dung
‘Cause my shoe was lined with brown goop
And it smelled like poop
Floor’s stained now

Restroom
Smells like dung
‘Cause my shoe was lined with brown goop
And it smelled like poop
Floor’s stained now

Gotta get spray and shoes
I gotta get spray and shoes
Gotta get spray and shoes
I gotta get spray and shoes

Approached the manager
I brought up the stench to him
He then sent someone into Bath and Body Works
Someone else cleaned the restroom
But not without some gags
Maybe Big Wig could get me some shoes, too?

I won’t
Step in dung
‘Cause it lines my shoes with brown goop
And it smells like poop
And it stains

I won’t
Step in dung
‘Cause it lines my shoes with brown goop
And it smells like poop
And it stains

If a smell comes from beneath my feet
And it drives patrons away,
I’ll know that I stepped in dung