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Song Parodies -> "Firebush"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Ones"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida

Parody Song Title:

"Firebush"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

While I love all ladies my favorite type of ladies are those sexy gingers!
[Redhead]
Yeah, I heard you like that Firebush
Ooooohhh...
Blondes don't make you moan
They don't have more fun
Redhead chicks are cute
Love that Lucille Ball rug, It's true
Yeah, I heard you like the Firebush (Firebush, Firebush)
Oooooooohhh....

[Matthias]
I like cherry, fuchsia, flaming
Freckles by the pile, Hot-Blooded ladies
Gotta have it
I'm yelling "Woof!"
Jessica Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit

When her hair is bright
I must stare, That's right
It's my rare delight type
Can't stand in sunshine or her skin is fried
She's pale white
Freckles she touts, Feisty and loud

Oooooh, Oooooh
Like the doll Raggedy Ann
Sure, That chick could use a tan
Trainwreck? Not true! Ooooh!
Locks are brown then get lost
I just eat peach fuzz

With the burnt red hues, hues
Babes I ogle from Scottish descent make my mind boggle
They might be abused and get in squabbles
Names yelled out: "Watch it! Ronald McDonald!"

[Redhead]
Brave, Merdia has a Firebush
Ooooohhh...
But she's not alone
Ariel's got one
Wilma Flintstone too
Daphne has got that red muff, It's true
Yup, Jane Jetson's got a Firebush (Firebush, Firebush)
Oooooohhh...

[Matthias]
Dig those gingers, Head's not injured
Brunettes booed
Judy Garland's pictured
Head's like tomato sauce inside pizza
Eva Marie is a great diva

Much drool
I'll make that soul stealer my bride
While the black-haired babes scoff
She's my Orange Crush
Brick brow, bleached legs, Turns my heart to mush, mush
Hide in shade cause the sun's too much

Yup skin's white as that friendly ghost
SPF 50 everywhere she goes
But still she's such a hottie cause her freckles glow
Dexter's Lab's her favorite show

They say she's insane with flame in her veins
Quickly pissed, She'll throw cups right at your brain
My wife, Crazy partner and my nerves are frayed
She's just as feisty when she's nailed so that's okay

[Redhead]
Yeah, I heard you like the firebush
Ooooohh...
That stuff in my comb you want it crimson
Curtains match the drapes
You think Ginny Weasley's hot, It's true
Yeah, I heard you like the firebush (Firebush, Firebush)
Ooooohhh...

I got that firebush, Made you grin
Baffled I lack melatonin
I got that firebush, Way down south
Not a load of bull that came from my mouth

[Matthias]
Darker hair colors are frightening
Hair's dyed to bronze and burgundy
It could be knotty still the greatest when it's bright as blush
Want to have your child! Won't lie!

[Redhead]
Kim Possible has a firebush
Oooooooh...
But she's not alone
Fiona has one
Shrek's into it too
There's Lois Griffin's rose shrub, It's true
Poison Ivy rocks that firebush (Firebush, firebush)
Ooooohhh....

I got a firebush, Rusty tin
The Irish pub has a few chicks
I got a firebush, Who needs brown?
Need to stay indoors but I'll rock this town!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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bobpiecheese - May 29, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great parody, pacing wasn't as good as your norm, but it's Flo Rida, I'll let that slide. 555 fiesty firebrushes!
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
What? No Nicole Kidman?! Booooooi!! Despite that a 555 for doing for gingers what Sir Mixalot did for big butts.
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
What? No Nicole Kidman?! Booooooi!! Despite that a 555 for doing for gingers what Sir Mixalot did for big butts.
Blaydeman - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) I have nothing against gingers, so I enjoyed this. Good idea for a topic. Wasn't particularly heavy on the laugh and pacing slipped here and there, but Flo Rida is very hard to pace, so I'll let you slide there too.
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Some Dr. Who fans might enjoy this parody as well. Fun song, I enjoyed it!
Abbott Skelding - June 01, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't think I noticed the previously mentioned pacing issues...perhaps because I was thinking of my redhead crushes as well haha. Very nice tribute, well done good sir.

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