I just want some different food, like chicken gizzards
But I find that kinda gross, so I went to ask a wizard
Then he poked me in my side, and found my quick fix
And so it turns out that I just wanted a cheese stick!
Just a cheese stick, I want a cheese stick!
Now I wanna munch down on a cheese stick

Gimme that Che-cheddar-dar
Gimme that Parmesan-san
Cheese for everyone, at my table mild to strong
Get them tongues tasting, doesn't matter where it's from
And make sure you eat two, they're filled with protein and calcium!

Hell Yeaa
Eat it up, Eat-Eat it up,
Once you try this cheese stick all your other food tastes like junk
Made that broccoli look like junk, doesn't matter if it stunk
Just don't take too many and stuff your cheeks like a chipmunk!

Don't want no steak or rice, or ice cream blizzard
When I snack I eat it right, gotta please my innards
Don't want syrup, or that pie, no more pie, or that trail mix
No, I'm hungry right now...for some cheese sticks!
For some cheese sticks, want those cheese sticks!
Now I wanna munch down on some cheese sticks!

Munchin on, montery jack, colour my diamond black
I keep it all in storage, my cheese cellar's in the back
This is just a fact, I eat a lot of cheese
Take that wheel to the head, I'd would like some more please

Hell Yeaa
Eat it up, Eat-Eat it up,
Once you try this cheese stick all your other food tastes like junk
Made that celery look like junk, doesn't matter if it stunk
Just don't take too many and stuff your cheeks like a chipmunk!

Poppin cheetos all night, like a blizzard
All this cheese has made me fat....I blame that wizard
I get him to poke me in my side, but there's no quick fix...
So then I guess I gotta stop eating those cheese sticks
No more cheese sticks, stop with cheese sticks
Now I gotta stop eating, all those cheese sticks!