-> "I'll Live Because He Died"
Original Song Title:
"Love The Way You Lie"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Live Because He Died"
The Lyrics
Just gonna stand there and watch Him bleed?
That's alright because His blood is what we need.
Just gonna stand there while Jesus dies?
That's alright because in three days He'll arise.
In three days He'll arise.
I can't take you back in time to see.
I can only tell you what it felt like.
Flesh ripped up and the blood squirts as the nails strike.
He can't breathe, His chest is tight, and He won't fight.
The whole world is wrong. He's right. But people still spite.
Dripping with blood, hear the crowd hate.
It's like a crimson paint and they laugh and want Him to suffer, and suffocate.
He dies and they put Him in the tomb, His prophecy dates Him, the world still hates Him.
And in three days - Wait, where ya going?
"He's maggot food." No He ain't. Keep track.
He's coming right back. Jesus lives again!
We're not insane, cuz we know God is good and God is great.
The only man without sin gave His life, and took the pain.
Whether you're bad or you're worse, the way is the same for all:
Just believe, right now call upon His name.
The Lord does the rest.
He's never gonna die again.
But faith is enough to kill sin.
Just gonna stand there and watch Him bleed?
That's alright because His blood is what you need.
Lord Jesus hanged there and let them chide.
God was right, and I will live because He died.
I'll live because He died.
I'll live because He died.
The chief priests so full of hate they form conspiracy
Judas with 'em they meet and Jesus' disciples never knew what hit 'em.
Jesus snatched from the garden.
Satan's priests gonna get Him
mutilated til you're sick from looking at Him.
The priests all wanna hit Him, wanna do something to hurt Him
and they slap Him in the face, spewing venom in their words when they spit 'em.
They mocked, pulled out half His beard,
scourge whips hit Him nail Him down pin Him.
So lost in their envy that they kill Him.
But we all are the culprit, for all have sinned.
Morons say to heaven there are different ways.
Guess their brains are severed.
Want the way? Trust the Lord today.
Trust in Jesus never? There'll be hell to pay,
screams like broken records play forever.
Don't say that you're a victim, cuz you're to blame.
You won't get another chance.
Hell is no nintendo game. Satan lied again.
Gospel's simple. Must believe Christ is risen.
Trust Him now and call upon His name.
Just gonna stand there and watch Him bleed?
That's alright because His blood is what you need.
Just gonna stand there and watch Him die?
That's alright cuz He'll come back and make us fly.
With faith you're gonna fly.
(The rapture's drawing nigh.)
Don't you know there's lost souls, saved souls, nothing in between,
yet you keep track of your good works like they'll make you clean.
But my sins are just as bad as yours are, but God forgave me.
When it comes to God, the world is blinded.
If you'd read God's book, maybe you'd see your best efforts stink.
Maybe Christianity isn't as crazy as you think.
You should feel what happens when the scourge pour ya and the nails gore ya,
But I know that Christ loved you so much, He took it for ya.
Go outside, pick up the tracts off the sidewalk.
Don't see the severity of your fate when God talks?
My own sins are my fault. Beam in your own eyeball.
Next time you're judged you'll be a smudge on the Bride's wall.
"Next life"? There won't be a next life!
Devils advertise: "Reincarnate all the lies"
The Lord ain't playing games. And He's coming back.
Satan is a liar. Heathen, Don't forget when Jesus lands again
He will stomp you til you're dead and set the world on fire.
Just gonna stand there and let men burn?
That's not right, because Christ wants them all to turn.
Just gonna stand there and let them fry?
Preach it loud that they can live because He died.
I'll live because He died.
In heaven I'll reside.
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