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Song Parodies -> "Flex Is a Pose"

Original Song Title:

"Ex's & Oh's"

Original Performer:

Elle King

Parody Song Title:

"Flex Is a Pose"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Most people are in the gym to work out for a variety of reasons. I say "most" because some just want to show themselves off like they're peacocks or something.
Well, the gym's full of boys who want to be the man
Because how much you lift is the way you measure that, whoa-oh
Did my sarcasm show?
Got no beef with bodybuilders, go 'head, pile on more plates
No, it's the attitude of assholes that I can't take, hey, hey
Can never make 'em go away
I can't leave, already paid up my fee
My headphones won't save me from the visuals to see
What a scene that they put on ev'ry week
We all know that you're buff, you've got no reason to preen

Flex is just a pose to taunt me
Like chodes, they mock me
Because I don't swell like them, bro's flex is a pose

I'm really tryna focus on the steps machine
But these dudes think their muscles are the one thing I should see, why? Why?
See buff dudes all the time
Think the sight is meant to bring me low
I'll never attain their mad physique, I know they know
That I don't want to, no
No-one's needs when at the gym match, you see
Not ev'ryone's crazy about muscles, not my scene
All I need is workin' off KFC
I'm not here to show off all the bulgin' veins and grease

Flex is just a pose to taunt me
Like chodes, they mock me
'Cause I don't bloat like whole hams, no
Their flex is just a pose to mock me
Like chodes, they taunt me
Because I won't swell like them, bro's flex is a pose

Hard to breath in a method rhythmic'lly
As all their words rob me of my concentration, please
Can't believe they haven't been forced to leave
Don't see 'em work out or at the desk to pay their fee

Their flex is just a pose to mock me
Like chodes, they taunt me
Because I don't like bros that bloat
Flex is just a pose to taunt me
Like chodes, they mock me
Because I don't swell like them, bro's flex is a pose

X and O
It's like yes and no, Tic-Tac-Toe

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Terry - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
My son is a lifter and would love this 😂
the_conqueror_of_parodies - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Terry. I hope your son enjoyed this! Thanks again. 👍

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