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Song Parodies -> "In Love With The Vegan Diet"

Original Song Title:

"Shape Of You"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"In Love With The Vegan Diet"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Chat GPT composed most of this when asked to create parody lyrics for any popular song to promote veganism.
The tofu is calling me,
And I must go and see,
The veggies on my plate,
No meat, no fish, no way.

I'm in love with the vegan diet,
Making the world a better place,
you need to try it,
Oh, I,
Oh, I,
I'm in love with the vegan diet.

And all my friends they know,
That I'm vegan and I'm proud,
Come and join me now,
And we'll make a difference loud.

The cows they need their milk,
And the chickens need their eggs,
But we don't need to harm them,
To put food upon our plates.

I'm in love with the vegan diet,
Making the world a better place,
you need to try it,
Oh, I,
Oh, I,
I'm in love with the vegan diet.

And all my friends they know,
That I'm vegan and I'm proud,
Come and join me now,
And we'll make a difference loud.

We'll save the planet,
One meal at a time,
We'll stand together,
And save the animals behinds.

And all my friends they know,
That I'm vegan and I'm proud,
Come and join me now,
And we'll make a difference loud.



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Food Pantry Worker - April 28, 2023 - Report this comment
Funny: in all my years tending the meat freezers and handing things out from them at the pantry, not once have we ever had a client ask us for a vegetarian—let alone vegan—handout. Even though we do have a regular client who's allergic to pork products, at no point has anyone ever requested any plant-based "meat" either, let alone vegan cheese; which is awfully inconvenient since we regularly get a few of these products from our friendly local donors at Food Lion. I guess you and your fellow vegans don't live anywhere near us here in North Carolina.
Vern Ackular - April 28, 2023 - Report this comment
Milking cows. The horror...the horror
vegan minstrel - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Vern, i just noticed that Vegan in The Freezer released a map showing the most popular vegan brands for each state, Morning Star showing up as the most popular for North Carolina.
vegan minstrel - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Food Pantry Worker, i meant that last comment for you, plus i can add that there is an online map showing whether keto or vegan is the most popular diet in each US state, and vegan is presently the most popular choice for dieting in North Carolina.

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