Ho ho ho, it is this time of year
So many cards and presents to open and it's great
Look at the queues, they're unbelievable
Surely the gifts are all sold out by this stage
Pour the brandy, forget about the gin
Its almost time to invite the family in
Why don't you pass around the eggnog,
And give me a slice of that yule log

Now it's today, oh yes it's Christmas!
Santa is such a nice guy
Hip hip horay, it's Christmas
Look at all his reindeer fly!

Lets leave Santa out some brandy and a mince pie
He delivers presents and that's when you know it's time
On Christmas morning look at the children's faces aglow!
So much pleasure to bestow!
It's time to have some fun, it's Christmas
I've always wanted a nerf gun
And now I'm decorating the tree, it's Christmas!
Now it's close, no peeking please!

Now it's today, oh yes it's Christmas!
For your brother, your sister and me
Hip hip horay, today is Christmas
And after dinner there will be sherry
It's Christmas, it's Christmas

Lets see if we're all ready for Christmas
The decorations and the turkey is on
Just one day and it's all gone again
The cards, the presents, the tree
You know the biggest one is for me
I really think Christmas pudding sucks
The sprouts are ready and the kids are going nuts
There's lots of turkey and trimmings to eat today
There is tons of festive films on the TV today
Hopefully we'll get snowed in
My favourite show is about to begin
I don't know how I will tidy all this paper and ribbon
Look at all these present that Santa's been carrying
Ho, ho, ho, I've got a full tum.

Well here we are, today it's Christmas
But we didn't even have any snow
Hip hip horay, horay, it's Christmas
It's been a great festive show
Now it's the end of the day, but it's Christmas
It's cold out there, you'll need a coat
I've had such a nice day, it's Christmas
And I'll drop you a thankyou note
It's Christmas, it's Christmas