Anyone that needs savin', I'm the best hero
Because my genes are real crazy, the way my powers flow
Ability list keeps changin', 'bout ev'ry month, 'fraid so-o
It means no-one can take me, they don't know
What I can do because I'm so full o-of extra mutant jui-ui-ui-uice
Five new powers each month on the hou-our, so don't mess with me, du-u-u-ude

Ice and laser eyes have been added
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Five new powers, none have been subtracted
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Finger and toe claws have been added
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Five new powers have just now been granted
Five new powers, includes "instant sandwich"

That last one is real, buddy, doesn't really blow
When on missions, I get hungry, instant chip butties are go
Still, it can get a bit cruddy when new powers unfo-old
And they're things like "face like pu-utty", big jo-oke
Though with a little thou-ou-ought, those things can ro-ock, can still beat bad du-u-u-u-u-udes
Five new powers, test for a few hou-ours to find out what they do-o-o-o (testi-in', yeah-eah-eah-eah)

Stretchy limbs and flight have been granted (oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah)
Five new powers, they will keep on stacki-in'
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Rock skin and flame bursts have been granted (oh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (those are skills I've been grante-ed)
Five new powers have, to me, been granted
Five new powers, includes "psychic pantsi-in'"

So fun, the pantsi-in'

Subject to the luck of the draw, see, sometimes all five gifts reek
Other times they're such a boost
I'll be fightin' ba-a-ad guys forever unless "live forever"'s
Not a power I accrue
Would sti-ink, yeah-eah

Lots of crazy shit has been added (oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Five new powers, don't know how I stand it
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
All this power could lead to madness
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Five new powers each month, it's still lastin'
Five new powers, hope I don't go batshit