The day I first met you
You told me you'd need to go and pee
But now that I get you
I know that you got a weak bladder

Now here you are, so close
Yet so far, from the nearest toilet
When will you realize
Baby, I'm not like the rest

Don't wanna break your heart
I wanna give you a toilet break
I know you're scared you're shy
But it's not good to hold it
There's just one life to live
And there's no time to wait, to waste

So let me give you a toilet break
Give you a toilet break
Let me give you a toilet break
A toilet break
Oh, yeah yeah

On Sunday, you went home alone
There were stains on your pants
I called your cell phone, my love
But you did not reply

The world is yours, if you want it
We can take it, if you just take a pee
There's no turning back now
Baby, try to understand

Don't wanna break your heart
Wanna give you a toilet break
I know you're scared you're shy
But it's not good to hold it
There's just one life to live
And there's no time to wait, to waste

So let me give you a toilet break
Give you a toilet break
Let me give you a toilet break
a toilet break
There's just so much you can take
Give you a toilet break
Let me give you a toilet break
a toilet break
Oh, yeah yeah

When your butt is on the seat
And your pee just flow as one
But you slip right out of the toilet
Every time you leak, whoa

Don't wanna break your heart
Wanna give you a toilet break
I know you're scared you're shy
Like you might make a mistake
There's just one life to live
And there's no time to wait, to waste
So let me give you a toilet break

Cuz you've been forced to hold
I can see it in your stance
You try to act nonchalant
Some things, you can't disguise

Don't wanna break your heart
Baby, I can ease the ache, the ache
So, let me give you a toilet break
Give you a toilet break
Let me give you a toilet break
a toilet break

There's just so much you can take
Give your heart a break
Let me give your heart a break
Your heart a break
Oh yeah,yeah

The day I first met you
You told me you'd need to go and pee