Our band kinda sucks, I can't lie
Who's to bla-a-ame?
I can only think of o-one du-ude
Out of time a lot, that's not right
Cause he's the-e-ere
To keep us all in time, we-e're scre-ewed
All his bea-eatwork is shoddy
He's not rockin' out in time
I'm not su-ure that he's ready
For the big leagues, he's not fi-ine

We need another
Cause this guy flutters
Each beat's a clutter
A fool of a drummer (ha)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Wish that our drummer would, for once, try
To not fluctuate from common ti-i-ime
To a waltz, we're not prog rock, right
Come on, just try
You fool of a drummer

If he only sucked, we could live
Train him ri-i-ight
But he's also a comple-ete too-ool
Tendency to chuck drumsticks right
At our eye-eye-eyes
If we say he's off beat a-and it's true-ue
But he's li-ike a big toddler
Chuckin' wobblies left and right
He can't ta-ake critiques prop'ly
He insists he's always ri-ight

Smashin' his drum set
Pain in the buttocks
Why must we suffer
This fool of a drummer (ha)?

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Temper tantrums ev'ry single night
We've tried recordin' this song ten ti-i-imes
Do his part on a sep'rate night
Tempted to, right (we just mi-ight)
This fool of a drummer (ha)
This tool of a drummer
This douche of a drummer

Fff...this guy's a bugger

Why the he-ell did we hi-ire
This hair-triggered moron? Why?
Is he so-omeone's bar buddy?
Does he just know how to bri-ibe?

Get him ou-ou-out
Toss him out, he's such a parasite (waste of ca-ash)
Eats up cash though his work is so shi-i-ite
Not worth the drum rental, you guys (all you guys)
Should lose this guy (ditch this gu-uy)
This fool of a drummer (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Toss him out
This tool of a drummer
Out of here
A drum machine works fi-i-ine (drum machine)
And it won't try to pick a fight
With the sound guy (keeps in time)
No fool for a drummer (ha)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This fool of a drummer