Song Parodies -> "Won't Rake Leaves Up"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wake Me Up"

Original Performer:

"Won't Rake Leaves Up"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. Fairly self-explanatory title, right?

Know it needs doin'
Still a huge waste of my time, I'll pass, please
Won't rake leaves up

It's a mess out there, I kno-ow
Won't rake leaves u-up
There's a huge risk of spide-ers
And other bu-ugs
Use the rake to whack them? Sti-ill
My pants, I'll pi-iss
That too much informatio-o-o-on?
Then let me si-it

Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, won't rake leaves
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-up, eh-eh-eh
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-up
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-up, yeah-eah-eah
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, won't rake leaves

There's no point, cause it's windy-y
Makes all the lea-eaves
Scatter right back on the grou-ound
It makes me wee-eep
Besides, it isn't autu-umn
Without a me-ess
Of brown a-and orange tree bi-its
So picture-esque

Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, won't rake leaves
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-up, eh-eh-eh
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-up
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-up, yeah-eah-eah
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, won't rake leaves

Leaves are gonna fall, fall, fall on the streets, so
I'm not gonna walk around and hoard them all, du-u-ude
More are gonna fall, fall, fall all damn week, so
Wait 'til winter, all the rain'll wash away, true-ue-ue

Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-up, eh-eh-eh
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-up
Won't rake leaves u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-up, yeah-eah-eah
Won't rake leaves up, up, up, up, u-up, up
Won't rake leaves up, won't rake leaves

I never raked leaves into huge piles in the rare occasion there were leaves to rake up. I had to put them into a huge bag. And as a non-active person, all that bending down was not fun, lemme tell you.

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