I'm not sorry if I seem bo-ored
Feel like my brain will slide out my-y ears qui-uick
Cause the story is real slo-o-ow
It's got bad pacin' problems, it feels like it's drainin' time
Hu-urt fro-om the words I say
Well I-I, I can't share your good feelin's now, now
Ah-ah-ah
You might've hoped that I'd like this movie, but that's a lie

It seems you've pinned (yeah) all your dreams (yeah)
On me lovin' (yeah) your fave movie (yeah)
I'm afraid it sucks, well, that isn't fair
It's not execrable but not Oscar fare, mate

Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Man, it's simply meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Ain't good or bad, just alri-ight
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh (meh-ee-eh)
Man, it's simply, it's simply, it's simply (meh-ee-eh-ee-eh)
A trite, borin' ki-ind
Oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh (bland, bland)
Oh-oh-oh, won't rewatch this crap
Oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh (bland, bland)
Oh-ooh-oh, I'm fine with one ti-ime

There were good mome-ents, believe me-e
The cast weren't too bad, neither was the CG
Buddy, I can see from where all of your joy is dra-a-a-awn
But I can't join in with that, see
Hu-urts tha-at I dish out praise
When I-I, I'm still filled with bad feelin's now, now
Ah-ah-ah
Cam'ra work was really shite, keep the damn thing still, alright

Won't say it's shit (shi-it) (yeah) or real sweet (yeah)
Kinda borin' (yeah) but that's just me (but that's just me) (yeah)
You're allowed to love (yeah-eah-eah-eah) what you love, that's fair
But I'm allowed to say those feels are not shared, mate

Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Man, it's simply meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Not bad or good, just alri-ight (oh, oh-ooh yeah-eah)
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh (meh-ee-eh)
Man, it's simply, it's simply, it's simply (meh-ee-eh-ee-eh)
Oh, it's kind of just tri-ite
Oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh (bland, bland) (yeah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh, you can keep this cra-a-a-ap
Oh-oh-oh, ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh (bland, bland)
Oh-ooh-oh (don't like), don't like it much ri-ight

That scene with the silence at the party?
That was awkward and dumb
But that huge monster wieldin' a Bacardi?
That shit pumped me right up
It all just levels out at five out of ten, bud
I didn't like it, but I don't hate it
Just shrug, shrug, shrug, shrug

Must be honest
There were some parts that I li-iked
Meh-ee-eh
Still a lot of, a lot of, a lot of
Parts that were absolute shi-ite
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
It's mediocre, alri-ight
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh, meh
Meh-ee-eh-ee-eh
Not fine, but not shi-ite
Not shite, but not fi-ine
Not fine, but not shi-ite